P2T: Pretending To Text

(310):

Tonight, I went out with my friends to go clubbing. Miley Cyrus' song came on while we were all staring each other, nodding our heads. We're all guys. I pretended to text. P2T

(310): Tonight, I went out with my friends to go clubbing. Miley Cyrus' song came on while we were all staring each other, nodding our heads. We're all guys. I pretended to text. P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/51

I agree, it's awkward (77)

Get off your phone (23)

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5 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Los Angeles, California

(027):

Sometimes when I'm on the bus a guy would sit by me and i hardly talk to him in school. He sort of smiles and stares at me and doesn't say much i don't reply with much. The closeness and the awkwardness does it for me and i just whip out my phone. P2T

(027): Sometimes when I'm on the bus a guy would sit by me and i hardly talk to him in school. He sort of smiles and stares at me and doesn't say much i don't reply with much. The closeness and the awkwardness does it for me and i just whip out my phone. P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/47

I agree, it's awkward (68)

Get off your phone (27)

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5 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Somewhere Out There

(408):

I'm watching a movie with my parents, and a sex scene comes on. I notice my dad smiling at my mom. Awkward! I'm pretending to text. P2T

(408): I'm watching a movie with my parents, and a sex scene comes on. I notice my dad smiling at my mom. Awkward! I'm pretending to text. P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/46

I agree, it's awkward (153)

Get off your phone (7)

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3 comments - submitted by anonymous - from San Jose, California

(818):

Today, I fell asleep in class and was awoken by own fart. I pretended to text. P2T

(818): Today, I fell asleep in class and was awoken by own fart. I pretended to text. P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/45

I agree, it's awkward (130)

Get off your phone (10)

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3 comments - submitted by anonymous - from San Fernando, California

(808):

Today, I was at my mother in laws' house. P2T

(808): Today, I was at my mother in laws' house.  P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/44

I agree, it's awkward (58)

Get off your phone (173)

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4 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Hawaii

(845):

Today, I saw my ex-GF walking towards me from across the hall, so I whipped out my phone. She broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. P2T

(845): Today, I saw my ex-GF walking towards me from across the hall, so I whipped out my phone. She broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/43

I agree, it's awkward (163)

Get off your phone (15)

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5 comments - submitted by anonymous - from New York City, New York

(312):

A best friend of mine was trying on a dress that she absolutely loved and already paid for. But it was the MOST HIDEOUS thing i have ever seen ... I decided, instead of looking at her and blantantly lying, to text. Thank God for technology. P2T

(312): A best friend of mine was trying on a dress that she absolutely loved and already paid for.  But it was the MOST HIDEOUS thing i have ever seen ... I decided, instead of looking at her and blantantly lying, to text.  Thank God for technology.  P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/42

I agree, it's awkward (94)

Get off your phone (27)

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4 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Chicago, Illinois

(520):

Last night I only lasted a few seconds after sex. I immediately got my phone and pretended to text. P2T

(520): Last night I only lasted a few seconds after sex.  I immediately got my phone and pretended to text.  P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/41

I agree, it's awkward (33)

Get off your phone (123)

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3 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Tucson, Arizona

(786):

I walked into a pole last friday, apologised (yes to the damn pole, it seemed like a good idea at the time), and then whipped out my trusty phone & pretended 2 text so i could pretend not to hear people laughing. P2T

(786): I walked into a pole last friday, apologised (yes to the damn pole, it seemed like a good idea at the time), and then whipped out my trusty phone & pretended 2 text so i could pretend not to hear people laughing.  P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/40

I agree, it's awkward (114)

Get off your phone (16)

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3 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Miami, Florida

(313):

Friday night, I attended a friends birthday party. I was kissing this one boy in the garage, when all the sudden his best friend stumbles in. I whipped out my phone so fast! P2T

(313): Friday night, I attended a friends birthday party.  I was kissing this one boy in the garage, when all the sudden his best friend stumbles in. I whipped out my phone so fast!  P2T http://pretendingtotext.com/t/39

I agree, it's awkward (81)

Get off your phone (36)

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5 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Detroit, Michigan

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