(251):
Today, I met someone whose breath smells like an hour long hot, august dog doo AND a landfill at once. I kept my head down towards my phone so I avoided the full effect of that putrid, pungent stench. P2T
I agree, it's awkward (99)
Get off your phone (27)
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3 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Mobile, Alabama

(863):
Today, this ugly chick came up to me and said "Hey, you wanna make out?" I just got my phone out, pretended to text, and pretended I didn't hear her. P2T
I agree, it's awkward (81)
Get off your phone (77)
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2 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Lakeland, Florida

(712):
I'm hanging out with my two of friends, and listening to them talk about last night. They're a couple. P2T
I agree, it's awkward (118)
Get off your phone (45)
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1 comment - submitted by anonymous - from Sioux City, Iowa

(209):
Today, my friend introduced to me to her other friends. My friend then left me and no one was talking. I pretended to text. P2T
I agree, it's awkward (125)
Get off your phone (24)
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2 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Modesto/Stockton, California

(713):
I'm on the bus on my way home. The old man sitting to left has been staring and smiling at me for 5 minutes straight. P2T
I agree, it's awkward (161)
Get off your phone (24)
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3 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Houston, Texas

(408):
Last week, I was in the public restroom and I noticed that the person in the next stall started peeing at the exact same time as me. After we were finished, I said, "Mine lasted five seconds longer." There was an awkward pause and then I heard my chemistry teacher say, "Jenna? Is that you?" When I see her in the hallways, I always pretend to text. P2T
I agree, it's awkward (508)
Get off your phone (99)
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8 comments - submitted by anonymous - from San Jose, California




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