(000):
Today, my stepsister announced she was 2 months pregnant. We both got drunk at a party about 2 months ago and accidentally had sex. I P2T while she stares at me.
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90 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Somewhere Out There

(123):
Today, I overheard my mom requesting my dad to spank her harder. P2T!
I agree, it's awkward (143)
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164 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Somewhere Out There

(303):
Today in French class I bent over to pick up my pencil. I have to admit, I am wearing very skimpy shorts. My teacher points out the fact I am wearing a black thong in front of the whole classs! Um, how do you say..PRETEND TO TEXT in French?!?
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118 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Denver, Colorado

(814):
My mother, little sister, and my boyfriend and I were watching a movie in the dark. My boyfriend was fingering me and the TV went black just as a moan slipped out my mouth. P2T.
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144 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Eerie, Pennsylvania

(213):
Today, I was walking with my best friend. She and I were talking when she kissed me and said she loved me. I'm a girl and don't feel that way at all so I P2T.
I agree, it's awkward (114)
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79 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Los Angeles, California

(206):
Today, my brother walked into my room without asking and I was dancing naked. He got a boner and wouldn't stop staring me. I yelled at him to get out while I P2T.
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93 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Seattle, Washington

(000):
I know this is not a P2T. I just want to state how all the people on here who are gonna talk dirty, stereotype, be racist, be sexist, etc., should go play with their little dollies. Sick people like the ones I mentioned make me so mad. It needs to be stopped. And soon.
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1186 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Somewhere Out There

(410):
I had this guy over and he said he had to go to the bathroom. The guy was in there for twenty minutes, grunting quite loudly. After he came out, he stated, "Well, that was satisfying." Now I P2T because I don't know if he took a dump or rubbed one out.
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47 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Baltimore, Maryland

(954):
Today, my mom taught me how to use a condom and had a banana and donut to use for her demonstration. P2T.
I agree, it's awkward (108)
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71 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

(301):
My best friend bought me a vibrator. I'm a guy. P2T as he takes it out of the box and tries to hand it to me.
I agree, it's awkward (106)
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30 comments - submitted by anonymous - from Silver Spring/Washington DC/Frederick, Maryland




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