Pretending To Text

(058): Hi my name is Page. I really like this kid name Ryley. His gf broke up w/ him 2 weeks ago. We have been talking non stop but his ex started writing on his fb wall. Should I ask him to hang out before she does? I'm really nervous! Click Awkward if I should. Click Off The Phone if I shouldn't. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/13209

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Hey its OP and ne and Ryley are now a couple
First 2 say first bitches
okay so I wrote this a long time ago and I guess it's the 2nd best P2T of this year! I don't like Ryley anymore, I learned he's not into girls... so yeah. And there us no Alice or adam so whoever is pretending to be me please STOP! thank you
this is about LOVEEEE
page I love you! i hate Hannah and even if she has been talking to me doesn't mean that I love her, your my muse lovey
no I acctually mean RYLER so shut your trap STUPID
comment below me; ryler? seriously? do you mean RYLEY?!? god, ur such and idiot.
page, I love you... NOT YOUR A STUPID
wow lala you think that i would fall for that! your stupid
do you have an older brother or a best friend???
haha really? you think I sound hott when I told you to shut your trap? oh lala
oohh tyler you sound hott
dude... lala shut your trap. girls like you would never get a guy
ask his best friend so then he gets jealous and will go after you and then cheat on him with Ryley or Adam and then Ryley/Adam best friend will be mad at him so ryley/adam will be all yours
I think you should ask him to hang out fast! :)
most people r soooo mean u guys r just people who don't have lives r hiding behind their words
go for it girl!!
you should ask him b4 she asks him or else you'll regret it it happened to me :(
no he might think ur either desperate or he thinks you like to compete let him make a move
hi my name is page then it is Alice my boyfriends name is ryley then it's Adam make up ur FUCKING mind
is** oops.
how do you actually know which one us the right one...
lol u know there's probably one person making all this back and forth conversation
hi I'm page. hi I'm ryley. hi I'm Alice. hi I'm Adam. MAKE UP YOUR MIND KID
alright.. I'm page writin for Alice, and ryley is really Adam
but the wanting to fuck u sooo bad is right please call me
that's not me i never said that!!
sorry page and alice that i acted like that. i just dont know what to do in this scenario because i want to fuck you both soo bad. we should all meet up and hook up together! :)
comment below ne ur so right
shut up and handle your own freaking problems
Well Fiona ur a shithead too
Please,I think we should. It could be fun. ;)
ADAM GO FUCK URSELF U SHITHEAD
NO WE DONT NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!
and everyone who says oh she just anted advice u r all shitheads
go FUCK yourself comment below me this is a place for akward funny stories u shouldn't post fucking dumb stories about how I need advice for my friend
omg u guys this is sooooooooo stupid god all she wanted was advice for her friend!!!!! she is a good friend for doing tht!!! p.s this thing kinda happened 2 me *_*
Do we need 2 come over and we can all talk about this?
better,lol(I got cut off)
Nice way to put it,I couldn't say it any better,lol
FUCKING PAGE AND ALICE!!! STOP STALKING ME AND TELLING EVERYONE U LIKE ME!!
Page, I don't and will not ever want you. EVER!!!!
well in that case,Alice and "Page" should both go f*** themselves
Wait. So Ryley is really Adam, "Page" is really the friend of the girl who likes him, Alice is this girl who likes him? And are the comments from Ryley really from this Adam dude, or just some random person?
actually I said she had no friends(which she doesn't.Not even ryley!!!!!)
I think ur all f***tards!!!!!!!!How do u like that shit
No!Ryley that one below me isn't my comment! But I do REALLY want u! :(
But Ryley PLEASE!I want u sooo badly! :(
tell me I didn't predict this,I'm the 24th comment down
no I don't!!
but u want to
NO WE ARE NOT!!!!
fuck, stop "yelling" at the 15 year old girl!, and does Ryley and Alice ( if that's her name ) going out?? annywayzz best of luck y'all!! :);)
WTF!! I don't want to date either of these F***tards!!!
just because I want to suck ryleys dick doesn't mean u can make fun of me
OMG Elipse comes out today!!!
Just because my and Alice are friendless losers who don't know anyone to get advice from doesn't mean u guys have to be so RUDE!!
just stop commenting and voting if you don't want this to be the most popular of the year... it almost is
goo for ir girl!!
yeah,I'm not a 20 something,I'm 15 and I'm yelling at her
i'm actually 14 and i'm yelling at her. duh. Idiot
whoo team Edward!
omg people y'all are like 20 something yelling at a 15 year old girl you guys need to reasses your lives
you can't hear yelling through a computer...idiot.
stfu.this is not a website for you and your little 13 year ol bff to get dating advice.
no one cares stupid bitch
i'm fifteen
OMG HE JUST ASKED ALICE ON A DATE! thank you people (the ones with postive comments) for commenting. an thanks for votig
SHUTUP PEOPLE. she wanted people around the world to give advice and you tell her to get a life and crap!
alright people! shut your crap if you keep complaining! this was for my best friend, Alice alright. I used random names okay! do you really think that i would use my real name or hers and her crush! YOU PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING AND SHE WANTED YOUR ADVICE AND YOU ARE YELLING AT HER
I think she should get a life too
Where's the button for " u need to get a life"
I can already hear it,"No!!!!!" Who else thinks so?
I hope he rejects u without a second thought.
This isn't an advice website! GTFO! If ur asking a bunch of random strangers for advice then u must have NO friends! Nobody cares!
@learn to spell. I know many people without normal names so shut up u FUCKTARD
cmon this is bs if you want dating advice go to a friend or a youth worker idk don't fucking put on a website that ment for ppl to relax and laugh not fucking read about ur life problems
it is abvioisly truble don't get into it it won't work
ur a faggota
I agree with 1 below me and get your big fat ass out of here
look,you said "you people are stupid!..." your calling the people who comment on our horrendous spelling stupid,meanwhile your getting advice from the p2t website.Who is stupid now? gtfo!
oh look! I can be "page" too...you just type it in the username box...retard...this shit needs to stop on p2t...
you can't spell for shit.Since "you" told us they were fake names,page is normally Paige and ryley is Riley...fucktard.
what the heck. why is this on here?
i agree with the 80th comment below me.
look girl, (im calling u this bcause i dont have a fucking ideal who u r LOL ) go for itt!! :) good luck
ummm this is p2t for funny stories not a dating advice site so get the fuck out of here
everyone calm down. jeez
page why are you telling us "ryley's" "real name" is Adam???
DOOO IT!!!!!!!
"Page" how old are you?
get this shot off the site.
ya go for him fck the girl lol
this is such a ridiculous post...
why don't you gtfo boy!
ummm young?
I sound too young? why is there supposed to be a age limit for this site... umm no and I'm not young
ahh idk. thanks for your support
go for it !!! I have a lot of guy friends so I understand guys. if u guys have been hanging out lately he might like you.
honey, go for it, no matter what he says, at least you can say you tried. But good luck with whatever you choose, <3
first off all we don't care what your name is. second this is not an advice colum and third you sound way to young to be ion here... Gtfo
do you really think that this is my real name? you people are stupid! why would I give out my real name? and ryley is Adam
why didja tell us your name??
I don't know you
I <3 u
STOP USING THIS SITE FOR ADVICE! EITHER POST AN AWKWARD MOMENT OR GTFO!!!!
Akward!
ninja monkey. cut your crap nimon! how old are you.. 5? do like ninjas and monkeys?
no, seatke
are you from texas?
umm Amanda? i don't know u and I don't know what u r talking about
wow PAIGE you like RILEY
Guys I spell my name like Page and he spells his name Ryley. yeah it's weird but that's how we spell it
no it is kinda weird my name was spelt page and his is spelt ryley
below to ninja
U FKN BROKE THEM UP TO GT A BOYFRIEND HOW HURT DO U THINK SHE FELT GO FIND A SINGLE GUY IM SURE LOADS OF OTHER GUYS LIKE U (to ninja)
DO IT GIRL ! You'll regret it you don't(:
lets fuck and 69 i have a big dik
i wanna fuck lets meet up
im jacking off to ur name hoe
screw him lets fuck u sound hot
u should go out with him. ask him out!!! dnt be nervous
and Riley can be spelt like ryley
haha way 2 fail u spelt paige like page
duh!!!!! u go girl!!!!
This is Riley* typo
Page what the fuck. This Riley...but I like you too tho ;)
i think the question here is why is P2T allowing this bullshit to be published even though it has nothing to do with the site?
all the mean comments beloqw- maybe this app is fir other things ans if you think this should not get past the mods then why dont you write to the xompany abd ask them about it instead of swearing at other people who post!
go for it, guys love when girls make the first move!
go for it!!!!!!!! life is for living not regrets
leave her alone guys ! i think you should go for it ! best of luck :) and everyone else who's posting mean things gtfo :)
best of luck to you page! <3
hey I wanted your opinion
WTF this shit gets posted but none of mine ever do. i think this app is rigged
easier (they cut me off)
if u like someone then go for it! don't wait until the time is right... don't wait up to find love.... go find it yourself and u can't do that if u don't try! and if he doesn't like you then move on and it will make life a whole lot easier
uhmmmmm
u go for it! ull never kno if u don't try! and ignore the mean comments. I hope he likes u too <3
cool..
im from seattle
yeah. I am from Seatle.. so I'm probably not who you think I am
umm u
who wrote it then?
guys chill who cares if the app is for ortheer stuff I think she should deff go for it
that wasn't ryley... I know who wrote it
It's Ryley
shut the hell up. don't do it. if ur that retarded to use this app wrong why the he'll would he want to go out with u u ugly bitch
you liked a KID called Riley??
use the app the right way, dumb ass.
this is so gay. this app is supposed to be for funny stories not getting opinions. if she had friends she would ask them. this is bull shit
Go for it. What could you possibly lose?
go for it!!!
Do it. Who cares what his ex is doing? You will never know what could have happened if you don't ask.
yea I was just tellin a story
shut the heel up ninja monkey. your a bunch of crap
I don't know what u are talking about
shut up people she wanted to see what you guys thought. don't even comment on this of your going to say stuff like than
I agree with two below me! don't comment then just ignore it
u fuckin slutty bitch ninja go die in a hole u dik!!
well 4 comments below now
holy fuck (3 comments below me) calm your shit she wants an opinion you dont need to be all upset about. you dont want to read it? then dont.
How did this get past the Mods
agree with the 2nd below me
she is my bf since the 2nd grade...but now he is mine
what the fuck is this shit gtfo this is supposed to be for funnystuff not fucking dating opinions gtfo here
that happened to me before...but instead of me getting him his ex gilrfriend did! but I broke them up by sending a text from her phone. he is my bf by the way and now he is my bf!
Page and Ryley. that sounds cute :)
you should go for it!!
Do it!
Go for it!!
go for it girl!

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