Pretending To Text

(143): I was looking at my dad's phone. I went to the apps to find a game or something to do and I found a sex positions app. We just looked at eachother for a few seconds. P2T. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/14896

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@Josh 69. 0h, and you ARENT? your the one using y'all and your username is a sex position?!? ummm so stfu it's not like adults don't have sex at all either. ihe shoulda just erased it
LOOOL
mine was 2 below I meant suck on him
read really fast I lick mike rotch
I have a friend his name is dick and my friends sick on him
he shouldve deleted it...!!!
6 down, about the microscopic, that was priceless. I lmao. :D
I know, right? :D
good for u.
oops not SARCASTIC. I meant pissed off tone. V
I SAID: I like to sniff my armpits. *read in a sarcastic tone*
we r not rednecks thank you lol
dude that's microscopic
I like to sniff my armpits
nobody cares about the size of ur dicks. everyone who is saying eight and stuff is a liar five us average for a guy only like five percent of all men is bigger than that. that's straight from cosmo guys. so stfu!
penis boy that's huge mine maxes out at 2.75 inches :(
wow I would try and wipe that one out of my memory! awkward!
to penis guy that's pretty small hard
normal
O.o at penis boy ... average sized I guess ?
white V
umm my penis is 5.1/2 inches hard and I'm 14, is that small, normal, or big, I'm also white
LOL I agree. so josh69 or whatever is calling them rednecks yet he uses the word 'y'all' oh irony.
3 below me (anonymous?) idk, but I know it's my gator. bc gators my friend is real life and she made a new one. thus, fake gator.
* yet you use
haha josh69, you call them rednecks yet use the word y'all
how do you Ash, and why does it matter?
fake gator alert...below me
that's just plain... awkward.
Doesn't get much more awkward than that. Maybe he shouldve deleted it?
eeewwwwwww
That's sick..y'all are probably redneck.
wowww
um weird
awwwwkkkwwwaaaarrrrdddddx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I use that app
I've had that app before haha. but that's definetly an Awkward Moment :D
I love that app:)

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