Pretending To Text

(404): Well this isn't really a P2T. It's just my birthday today. Thought I might share that with you. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/14929

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No one cares.
@OP, GET OFF OF P2T IF ITS YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY. IF YOUR ON HERE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE, DO YOU?
Happy birthday!
ahhhh happyyy birthdayyy babyyyyyy i want ur penis in my vaginaaa
@ i <3 JT no not really...ive felt worse pain i think...but i throw up A LOT. it sux bing preggo :(
happy birthday !!
Hi. I'm Sabrina. Jut wanted to say. Happy birthday. I... Love... NoT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA........ jk. jk I'm not jk. jk bout the jk I am jk. jk, I lied. k bye
happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthdy dear -insert name here- happy birthday to you !!!!! il send an invisible cupcake to you through the post ok? :D
WOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOO!
happy bday and y do u need to post dis?
Happy Birthday Mate!
can we leave this at 69 awkward for kicks lol
happy. birthday some pol can be really mean there bot worth ur timw
I love this comment
lol i loved this post
happy birthday! now get off the farting phone and enjoy it;)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D
we don't give a fuck!!.....but happy birthday anyway.......fail
HAVE AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! =))))))))))))))))
get off your damn ass phone. noone could give a shit
well congrats ... really... we are all so proud
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, gtfo your phone.
hey happy birthday and I am sorry there are such mean people on here
@Jordan aw that's so great congratulations!
lol oh wow that was worth it huh
Have the happiest birthday ever! :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GOD BLESS
@syd- I paid extra for the app because it was green instead of red haha
Looney girl (whatever your name is) you don't gave to make a huge speech alright?
@Jordan aren't u scared? u gotta give birth!
happy birfday
buy me beer??
you ppl say tht the person who has a bday has no life...you guys don't have a life...all you do is make ppl feel insecure
for all u people who wanna no...I'm turning 21 in 2 weeks.
happy birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :D
loser
happy birthday[:
fucking faggot ass piece of shit. its funny how you have no friends and need to come on p2t to get other faggots like you to say happy b day since you have no friends
asl*
smexii ask?
@Jordan how old are you?
it's my dads bday too
get off ur damn phone...uv got a bday 2 celebrate
how old r u pregnant person
PENIS
Happy Birthday!! [:
happy birthday
I just found out I'm pregnant!! :) Yay!!!
* no friends. fml"
I can picture this on fml:" today is my birthday and the only people to say happy birthday were strangers on p2t. I have no friends. fml"
Happy birthday 2 u!!!!!!!:D. Btw I live in ATL too!!!!!!!!
happy birthday! ignore those senseless people! it's your day so be happy and enjoy it! wishing you a really nice birthday and may you excel in everything you do! even though I don't know who you are, you are beautiful, and I love you for that! smile! ~
so you have no friends to wish you a happy birthday..? that's nice.
comment 5 below me; words cant bring you down! i love that song:)
happy coming out of your moms vagina day!!!
it's funny how everyone says this post was a big waste iof time yet they get on and comment anyway!
Happy Birthday! I hope it was great!
c=3 PENIS!!!!!!!!! hahaha
happybday;-). u r beautiful no matter what any one says
piece of shit
piece of shit
piece of soggy shit
piece of shit
no one gives a fuck you friendless piece of shit. what? you got no friends in real life to wish you happy b day? fucking piece of shit
happy birthday!
dear god what's that big deal? u guys should just chill out!
happy bday random stranger
happy birthday dudee :)
aw Happy Birthdayy (:
happy birthday and enjoy it :) and yeah ignore the hurtful comments as well just enjoy your birthday :)
8===D
happy birthday dearie(: enjoy and ignore the hurtful comments!
HAPPY BDAY
And yourrr retarded...
ahh, it's my birthday now too!!
WTF?
ok happy birthday and all but please don't put this as a p2t because it is pointless. happy birthday though! Kum ba ya!!
u are a gay fag and take up my time on this shit
I love how shit like this gets posted but real P2Ts don't. Sad.
happy birthday
mine too :)
ur fucking retarded no one fucking gives a shit u have no friends obviously go fuck a cow or ur mom would do the trick
wow attention defecit much?? v
get off ur damn phone!!! it's ur birthday!!!!
Happy birthday!
forgot
it's funny how people make such a big deal out of p2ts.. wow people, wow.
u prob posted this here cuz ur parents forgot
happy birthday Hun
Get off your phone !......To celebrate your birthday!
haha awsome mine too! but honestly... I rather read a p2t. this isn't MLIA can we post acual stories..pls
happy birthday OP :) hope you enjoy it.:). btw FUCK OFF ASS LICKING COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING DEGENERATE ASSWIPING FUCKHEADS!!!!!!!!!
happy bday
:] it's mine too. Happy birthday.<3
wow..... i agree that is awkward :P Happy Birthday!!!!!
I agree with Looneyisaninja. and we should totally have a sing along. :D
happy birthday!
to every rude person thinking this is wrong, so ... wishing ppl happy bday is so horribly terrible? stfu. you'd be upset if everyone ignored you on ur bday
happy birthday lol no one cares but I figured id be nice and say happy birthday
mmm birthday sex :D
i love me some birthday sex. lick my pussy and lick it gooooooood
happy birthday
wow make some friends to say happy bdqy to you you must have no friends huh?
Continued: Who wrote some mean, Jackass comment: you are an ass. I hope karma gets you. Btw, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope it was a gooder.
Kay, seriously people? If you disaprove of the OP posting this than don't read it. Got it? Did it affect you in any way, shape or form? No, maybe it took up 2 seconds of your time, but get over it. What if nobody said happy birthday to the OP and she/he was just looking for some compassion? Are you telling me that you're super selfish assholes? If you don't like it than don't read it or comment on it. Unless it seriously affects you. So to all those people who wrote some mean, ja
you needed to share this on p2t cause..?
happy birthday!!!
happy birthday(:<3
*here
see? you're wasting your life hers
go fuck urselves,I agree with the comment below me,nobody cares
fuck you whore
ps congrats to the people who actually just wished them happy birthday.
shut the FUCK up!!!! everyone just SHUT up. everyone is acting like such retarded losers. you complain they have no life, yet you're on this app, commenting on posts you find pointless. REALLY, guys? REALLY?
happy birthday!! :D
Hahahaha you guys are assholes my friend wrote this for me, and YEAH I DO HAVE FRIENDS hahahahah you assfucks
happy birthday :) fuck you damn haters!
2 below me do you reallly think that this fucking loser is really gonna answer you? gtfo
happy bday
happy birthday! :D don't listen to the retards that waste their time arguing on here. how old are you turning?
Happy Birthday(: ?
happy birthday! don't worry about all of these rude jerk offs. have a great day!:)
we should all have a singalong for you
have a musical birthday
I don't give a shit.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
it's your b-day and you're on this app? wow you must have no friends
don't listen to the positive people on here. they're morons who write stupid shit like that to make themselves feel better. but I don't give a fuck because what I write in a comment doesn't change the way I feel about my self. never has never will
are u really that lonely and shitty that you have to share that it's your birthday with strangers? ass
wow.........that's awkward. :)
I hope you have a wonderful birthday!! :-)
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to youuuu! happy birthday to you! <3.
haaaappy birthday!(; don't listen to any of the negative shit here, they're all mean bullies!
( not that I don't get it, but it's stupid to say that.. )
happy bdayy!!<3:) plz stop being negative.. : / there is no point!:) be happy , and I don't get why y'all say " it's gay ", .. :-/
really,I hate u cuz I wasted time reading this p2t
I hope u have a horrible birthday u gay piece of shit
happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday dear I have no idea, happy birthday 2 u! :D
a123- not trolls allowed
NO ONE FUCKING CARES THAT ITS YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE NO ONE WROTE ON YOUR WALL OR TEXTED YOU HAPPY BDAY DONT POST IT HERE. GET A FUCKING LIFE
happy birthday!
@ smallZ I'm done too... with fucking your mom she sucks! oh wait you would know!!
have a good one :)
why don't you vvvv
yeah I agree let's stop fighting i'm done
well seriously what's the point? just to cause a riot? hah.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!(: People below, arguing, stfu!!!!
that no one wants to hear
you're telling ppl to stop being negative or some other shit
happy birthday :D
how am I whining? I'm not the one telling everyone how stupid they are
I got this app for free.
fucking dildo the cheap app cut me off
btw op happy birthday. and Paige I got this app for free.. what is the difference between the free version and the paid one?
@Owen you sound like a 50 year old pedophile
@SmallZ well then get off th fucking app and shut ur whining ass up with a fucking dildo
Paige you sound hott
opps I mean didNt
I did pay 99 cents for this app the read stuff like this! and why is this awkard?
gosh you guys are so freakin negative.. I used to like this app til I read all the comments. if you don't like what people write just say get off your phone you don't need to say it's gay cuz it's pointless..
why should anonymous345 shut the fuck up? maybe you should take your own advice next time bitch
no one cares that its ur bday
two below me- stfu, please.
wow! it's mine too :). no joke.
wow. if u wanna tell someone it's your friking birthday, go to twitter or facebook or something. geez.
you*
whoop- Dee- fuckin- do no one gives a shit. I hope ou get raped by an 80 year old man
when a p2t starts with "well, this isn't really a p2t..." then don't read it. or write it, op.
I'd say happy bday but you don't really deserve it
no one fucking cares
this is such a gay post.
happy birthday! how old?
hmm.. like attention do ya?f
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:)
HAPPY BIRTHDAAY xD
HAPPY BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

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