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(701): I just threw up on my boyfriend. P2T. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/14986

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*life not luge and grow some balls while ur at it maybe ull get some action before u die
@ Jack : really? u would back hand all those bitches. grow up and get a luge
well.. guy issues. Nuff said
@heyitsme why do u think life sucks
yea I guess so. it's bittersweet
Actually, life is amazing. It's just the way you perceive it.
u no wat? life sucks.
lol you're very welcome [:
haha why thnk u :D
@heyitsme nice one [:
woulda have dumped u on the spot
haha nice one below me. and jack, I take it back, I wouldn't slap you, because I wouldn't be hanging around with u anyways. :)
@Jack since when did you have a GF in the first place anyways? your hand can't throw up on you
shut up Jack, and get balls
and i'd back hand all you bitches so y'all would shut up
haha I would totally slap jack
well, at least me.
Jack, in my town, everyone would slap you
I hope no girl is unfortunate enough to end up with you Jack.
puking*
@Jack I think that's so stupid. you break up with a girl for accidentally piling on you. That's just like you break up with her for her accidentally bumping into you. and good luck finding another sexy girl, player!
I meant punk.
@jack. why the fuck would yu break up with her for throwing up on yu? that's stupid. I wouldn't do that to my girlfrend. that's fucking stupid. bitch ass puck.
I loooove big dicks!!!
I have a big dick.
@ jack gawd ya nd I'd run u ovr w/ my car
@ Jack in my city, we'd call YOU a bitch.
why jack? because we're actually nice and caring? hm?
wow lawl awkwardness y u throw up on HIM tho? y not the toilet????
in my city we'd call both of y'all bitches
@Jack in my city we call you a loser.
@Jack we call people like you you my city a douche you are such a pig I hope you end up alone. for now
haha, well we now know what kind of a person jack is :P
@jack no you're a terrible bf I feel sorry for whatever girl ends up with you.
jerk Much. @Jack
I wouldn't care if she broke up with me I'd jus go find a even hotter girl to fuck
jack u r a jerk :P
what if you were sick and accidentally threw up on your gf? would u want her to break up with u cuz of that? no.
yea I am
break up with her?? cuz she accidently did that? wow, you're a great bf then.
that's pretty sick...i'd probably break up with my girl if she did that to me
thats sexy. jk. u know, when I puke, I feel it coming. are u slow, are did you want to puke on him?
Nice.
that's more like an FML .
was it nice and chunky?? or clear? watery?
@anonymous14 no my ex bf who likes me again and I like him [:
HAHAHAHAHAAA! thy sucks
ugh omg! mortifying!
omg!!!I'm so sorry!what did he do???
how many y'all aree from clermont Florida?? cuzins r movin there. need ppl to meet.
HAHA FAILURE !
comment below me: she'd probably hurl on his dick
no big deal. just clean it and make it up with a blowjob
@i heart jt. are you talking about the jt fom survivor?
gross
eww
oh that sucks for you. I'm sorry!
awkward
and I'm sry that must hav been very awkward
that's so gross! what did he do?
awkward ps 1st

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