Pretending To Text

(206): Today, my brother walked into my room without asking and I was dancing naked. He got a boner and wouldn't stop staring me. I yelled at him to get out while I P2T. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/15470

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Whats a boner
Anyone interested in a 20 yr old 100 150 pound dd blonde only boys
im a double d blonde who wants someone to say xxx things to me so i come
Cassandra someone keeps saying things but no we r NOT dating
Uhm below me tht wasnt me but yes cassandra we r dating
Never mind cassandra we r dating i didnt say it was over some one else did. Where can we meet sexy. Ugh i want youh so bad i wanna just suck ur pussy dry and suck on ur tits ill hump youh till youh cant handle it no more. I will get a fake penis and ill shove it up ur vagina so hard and up so high it wont be able to come out only i could get it out. Then we would have anal. Then makeout and ill be on top of youh. Hows tht sound my sexy girlfriend
Awkward
Uhm cassandra we r over its not working
I thought about it..... But jusy didbt comment on it. And who knows cassie, its the internet. Many a people have faked being two people. Peoplr fake a lot of things.
Yes i am a girl
I never even considered that OP could be male. O.O
Im hoping ur a girl?
Trolls
Hey anonymous im up where should i meet you?
Wow ur bro is a creeper
I will suck your pussy and use a vibrator to make you scream so hard the neighbors will be wondering if you are dying in there. I will lick your clit and make you so wet the bed will be soaked.
GET annoyed? I already am. Lol.
Actually no my name is cassandra and idk tht anons name but no i am not dating my self
So it's dating itself..... And 11 year old lesbians.... Doubt it. Lies. Just get the hell off before i get annoyed.
Ikr person below me
Anon and anon are dating? Ew.. Im going to be sick. Nevermind.. Its one person!
Yes person who is 11like me yes i will go out with you!!!!
two below me: uhmm ewww. thats gross nobody wanted to know that. tmi.
Hey im a lesbian and im 11 i swear but im almost 12 but anyways below me will youh go out with me
Uuumm yah okay i am actually 11 okay yes i do masturabate with my toothbrush and i want to have an anal with a lesbian or man idc and also yes i do watch porn and i love it when i see lesbians french kissing and touching eachothers pussys and licking them i stick my toothbrush in my pussy then lick and suck on it but when i watch porn i get so horny i even start squorting and i get so wet!!!!
Uhm well im also 11 and a lesbian so ill date youh and have sex
Penis* sorry mine was the one below
If the 11 year old doesnt know what a pwnis or a vagina looklike when u get older se should watch some porn videos
oooh i love that movie!
I know, it was kind of sweet..... Too bad they'll never admit to it.
I like guys who willingly cry. It shows they don't care what others think and can show their emotions.
That was a cute movie. My guy friends almost cried, haha.
Cause Barbie n Ken love each other in it. But they were named after siblings.
i did! in 3D! [:
Umm how did toy story 3 come up??
Creators*
The vreators of Barbie named Barbie and Ken after their children. Anyone seen Toy Story 3?
get off of here, and go play with barbies. it's where you belong kiddo.
Curiousity killed the human race.
Im 11 and sadly, i know about all kinds if sex stuff, abd i even know exactly how to do it. Like i know what anal is and it just grosses the heck outta me! And i can thank fml and p2t for it. It doesnt help much either the fact that im curious about everything.
lesbian, yes! how old are you?
I not o*
Ya ik o agree with dte
but still! ewwwiee!
She was obviously really hot.
I want sex REAL BAD any other lesbians in
yeah thats gross. make sure you lock your door or make sure no ones home next time.
I love dancing naked its fun not weird. U must have a really pervy brother for him to just stand there and stare. Most brothers would get grossed out cuz ur his sis.
A=win
I agree with the person below me... 11 year olds shoukd not be thinkin that!
The person that said they were looking for a lesbian friend is probably not 11 if they know what sucking pussy and squirting is unless they watch porn
Some people like to dance naked
who doesnt?!
..... Why the hell were you dancing around naked you retard? And at least lock the damn door if you're going to be doing something that stupid.
Im guessing ur a girl How big r ur tits and r u fat or not
Wow wtf... Lock the door? Why were you dancing naked?! And why P2T? Id grab a blanket or something !
You should put a sign on your door ir have a lock.
Wow i thought i wanted sex bad i hate being a virgin
dancing naked=totally fun. just do it when no one else is home. i know i do!
Dancing naked is totally fun! Miley Cyrus does it all the time!
Get off your phone and grab some clothes or a blanket. Really.
Honestly who doesnt dance naked. I know i do. Lol
dancing naked is mother fucking fun
Holy crud nuggetz
who dances naked? .___. o.o
lol @ 11 down
Why is it that most nudists are people you dont want to see naked :S
uh 4 down?!?! wtf???
What is squirting
Anonymous-if you're that desperate, visit OP's brother. Got any sibs? They'll probably help you out. No need to whine over an app.
What. The. Hell.
Uumm okay so i am really 11 okay i want to have sex so bad i even masturabate with my toothbrush ugh i am so horny fuck me fuck me fuck me oh yah right there oh your cock is so big let me suck it oh yah cum on my face yumm cum cocktail oh yah now suck on my pussy
You two must be very close.
What is and how do you squirt?
I'm bi, and I'm 15.
Omg im lesbian to. How old are you reallu tho. And dont lie
Then you have sex and two months later, the P2T above this one
Wouldnt it be awesome if you were not made to wear clothes?! Hell with clothes!!
12 below. let's do it. ;)
Next timr dance with clothes on
Eww Why the heck would he keep looking at you?! Thats disgusting
that's fucking hot
Incest?
Ew...he got a boner?!
bahaha ydi for dancing naked!!
lol
Dont u have a lock....?
So alex was trying to talk to me. I didnt kno that u were and people wrote things using my name. Im still open to talking. Just let me kno
Ok well i guess if ya are gonna dance why not be naked!
2 below, I'm down. how should we do this?
I dance naked. it's no big deal. ;)
Hey i am looking for a lesbian friend wanna have some sex with me plz i am so horny i will suck your pussy to i will squirt on you what ever you want let me know!!;)ps:i am 11
Ur brothers a creeper. My brother would have turned around and left. Ur his sis ewww
nice move. y were u dancin naked tho???
Hahaha fail. Why were you dancing naked in the first place?

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