Pretending To Text

(000): Today, my stepsister announced she was 2 months pregnant. We both got drunk at a party about 2 months ago and accidentally had sex. I P2T while she stares at me. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/15472

Comments

At least yall arent related. And actually guys it is possible to not realize what you do when you get seriously drunk. Blackouts and stuff? Yea, thats from too much alcohol, and it really impairs your mind memory and judgement. So sorry about that man!!!! Theres always plan...B...the second stage plan B....
ROUGGGGGGHHHHHHH
OMFG thats soooo funny and grossss
It is accidental.
Scratch that. For the person being raped...
There is no accidental sex.... Unless you are raped. And then its only accidental for the other person.
Thats gonna b fun to explain to ur parents
at least their not actually related !!
Even though they're not blood related its still creepy and weird becuz they probably grew up together
Its not like thier blood related. Its wierd but thier not rednecks
Eww
Wow good luck in the future
*knowing
Wow I feel bad for their kid. Imagine knowong knowong your parents are step siblings. OP FYL and YDI. I mean I get you were drunk and all but still ... you couldn't even try to have a little commen sense?
Omgg ; You Mad Ah Shxt ! Good Luck Doe !
If this is real then its more of a FYL. :)
Wow did someone really comment about a relationship on teen mom?! Wtf! Neway thats nasty how r u gana explain thay one to ur kid?
Lol at least she wasnt your biological sis! Ad guess what my english teacher is married to her stepbrother. Soooo dont worry too much!
I hate stereotypes. I hate sexist sammich lovers even more. Unless it involves high heels, men and women are equal! xD
Thats rude to ask if theyre from mississippi, alabama, or louisiana? You know im from louisiana and its not like that. We are not that country. But i aint denying that i not a redneck. @asshole who posted that comment.
This is sooooo fake its not even funny
This is very disturbing. very. *crosses toes* Hope u ain't the daddy
*luck*
Good lick in the future is all i have to say
wow...when I read this I wasn't sure if u had sex with eachother..but that is just weird and wrong..but Caitlyn Nd Tyler were together first and they love eachother...they are so good together
wow that sucks maybe u shouldn't drink mabe u wouldn't be so STUPID and have fun telling the parents haha
with eachother..?
Guys, don't call Omar stupid here. It makes sense and could have happened.
omg!! nice job buddy.
@A - Sounds familiar, but I don't remember readinc that one. @OP - This one is entirely your fault. How do you " accidentally" have sex?
It's kind of similiar to some previous posts.
No i didnt. And i read fmls so idk why i dont know about it.
Errr no why
Anyone remember the FML where two people went out with their parents to celebrate their engagement and the two parentss had said that they were getting married?
about the teem mom...catlynn and tyler were toegtrhrbefore there parents were toegther
Haha :) nice one ;)
lol two below me.
This is an FML, dipshit. You so deserved it.
OMG. just OMG. how are u goin to tell ur parents? "hey mom and dad, umm... Ur gonna be grandparents and i dont think i'll ever be an uncle. My step sis probably wont be an aunt either." YDI yet FYL.
I agree with the post below me. And ummm how do u accidently have sex? Does it kinda just bust out of ur pants? On the bright side ur not blood related but... Dont get drunk around her ever again.
@comment about Teen Mom... Catlynn and Tyler are in love so i think its fine but i doubt that the people in this are in love.
Wow so stupid!
Epic win @A
Guys! some people get so drunk they don't remember anything they do!
Technically its not imbred since its his step sister and not his real sister. But it happens
You are an idiot!
Daaaaamn, nice going dumbass. Have fun with child support! And explaining why mommy and daddy are related to the poor kid.
I'll give you a blowjob, hon :]
Anyone wanna giv me a hand job or blow job i rly need one right now
Ew.
do u live in Arkansas- home of the inbreds
U guys are idiots
How could that even happen?! Wow why would you even do that woth your stepsister? Eww
and accidentaly? uh huh. right.
do you live in Alabama, Missisippi, or Louisiana
@comment bout teen mom. i still find it odd that theyre together. and they are kinda skankers
at least youre not blood related and wouldnt she tell you earlier? and hey youre already living together then! lol
Good thing she is your step-sister.
fucking rednecks!!!
Stupids he was drunk. Meaning his judgement wasnt good
punting babies
Havent any of ypu watched teen mom? Tyler and kaitlynn are step bro and step sis they were together before their parents decidedto marry each other but still
Technically if youre seriously intoxicated you can do stuff the sober you would not do
@A- that was actually pretty good lol
okay yeah so "accidentally" having sex with your step sister?!?! how the hell does that happen
That us ick abd discusting.
So you accidently had sex? You just completely lost control of your body and mind and just said "Screw it!" (no pun intended. Yeah, it was lame.)?
I agree with Omar
How do u do that by accedent?????
at least your not biological brother and sister, could be worse.
oooh that sucks
Omg i read that wrong... That is nasyy
No omar, youre just an idiot
that's gonna be one fucked up baby lol
It could be a girl who had a threesome with a random guy.
WOTAN!!!
Yum
wow Omar Bustos is even dumber than OP.
What he means by accidently, is he was too drunk to take the sitch Seriously.
ok good thing: got laid bad thing: your step sister = you: dumbass
Omar: what do you mean "how do you know the OP is a guy"? His sister is female. They had sex and now she's prego. Clearly OP is male :p
Keyword: accidentally
How do you know the op is a guy??
still, that's just wrong... And It's not like he thought the person he was having sex with was someone else. they knew, but were too drunk to care. YDI. but FYL.
Well, at LEAST its his STEP-sister!
how do you accidentally have sex? was it like oops my pants fell off? oops my penis went in ur vagina? ??
You accidently had sex?
Wow thats crazy. Maybe u shouldnt get drunk around her anymore. Well good luck being a father! Just be glad ur not really blood related
looks like youre your sisters baby daddy
omg wow things are gonna get awkward at the dinner table

Add a comment

Please register/login to be able to comment.