Pretending To Text

(954): Today, my mom taught me how to use a condom and had a banana and donut to use for her demonstration. P2T. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/15585

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Yay for 954! (at least it wasnt a cucumber and a sock..... Ugh... Scary)
Haha that jank
Safe Sex = No Babys at a teen age. Your mother is now my sister. Her name is Mary-dith.
Ive seen this posted before...
Exactly, some parents keep their kids wayyyy too sheltered. Its a natural process and they shouldnt try to keep it from us. The yoinger we are when we learn about it, the less of a big deal it will be. If i have a kid im telling her about sex when shes 3 or 4.
lol below me ikr?! haha rents these days! lol
Lol do parents serioislu think we cant figure this shit oit on our own?
Wow did u hve fun
Omg akward!!!
Ur cool u can copy earlier storys congradafuckinlations
Wowz lmfao
Just wow... Ok, try omegle next time?
Awkward!
Im so going to sleep. G'night.
Lol, yepp.
Haha oh cool.
Well me too.
Uhh whatever im bored. Im almost 15.
Well ill tell yah how old i am, but you have to tell me howold you are c(: haha
Yeah me too. :p
Ohhh. Haha, well i am too, i have read like all of these..
Cause im bored and have nothing else to say.
Old enough. Why..?
How old are you?
Hmmmmm. Anythinggg.
Talk about what?
Heyyyy!! I really wanna talk, im super boreddd! c(:
How about pie?!
Tacos have bewn used, no? And we used pasta, haha. They shoul make something up involving cake next!
Hpotter: why cant we be friends is originally from the band war. You should check it out.
Okayy...... That would be weridd
@ anony im with u. Iv read one like this on here but they used whipcream too.
you dont know what condoms are? haha how old are you?
Either this is a repeat or it's from FML
I feel sorry for you!!
I dont get ppl arguing. From the words of Toy Story (i think...?) why cant we be friends?
Ur welcome dte
Haha. I dont know whatcondoms are so this is confuzing :P
Whatever. You guys can argue about your stupid condoms. Anybody with any self respect wont be posting, as virgins havent had to use a condom.
@Jackeey Shan Dawson's done mostly everything. :)
Love-A taco? That'd be worse, since most tacos are hot n spicy.
Lol jkjkjkjkjkjkkkkkkkkjjjjkjjjjjjk
That made me horny.. ;)
Mmmm. Id like to stick my banana in your donut
Below ;)
Thats dirty
Queso is right we should be arguing about condoms
Why argue about inside jokes on a p2t about condoms??
hahaha, classic.
Didnt shane dawson do that on youtube...uhm hm
I like inside jokes when they are said amongst friends for giggles. But p2t doesn't seem like the place for it.. that is all.
You're saying Inside jokes are said on here so the person gets attention. That part is understandable :p
yes, thank you hpotter!
Inside jokes arent lame. It make ppl wanna know what ur talking about and ur happy cuz only u get it.
Of course it's not that serious! That's the POINT!
@A: Even if you say "first" in a sarcastic way, you're still saying it >.> No need to make fun of others doing so. it's not that serious :p
@Mousy. I couldn't agree more. Inside jokes are completely pointless if no one gets them but you. The person just sounds lame >.>
@dte no one cares about your inside jokes
Omy gosh embarsing
Why do people post inside jokes on here?! Nobody fucking cares about your inside jokes.
LOL
hot dog in a bun in a bowl of pastaaaa. inside joke. hahaha.
The next food is gonna be hot dogs
or how about some sausage
lmfao!
@A for ur answer of whats next probaly a taco
Uh run away?
if u don't know how to use a condom ur retarded, and that's a waste of a good donut
hahaha i wish i could see that! hahahahaha. funny [:
Anyway, that is disturbing. Why are so many foods being compared to private areas? Tomatoes, bananas, donuts-what's next?
First! Omg i am so cool i hav found the meanin of life!

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