Pretending To Text

(123): Today, I overheard my mom requesting my dad to spank her harder. P2T! http://pretendingtotext.com/t/15804

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If ur 90-100 pounds ur probly under weight
And im 20
Any single cute hot boys intrested in a 90 100 pound blonde
Oh oh oh suck my tits mmmmm that feels so good
Spank me harder ohh i im soo wet right now suck my pussy dry
Mmmmmm ok ill spank u
Mmmm me i love being spanked
Anyone wanna nr spanked!? ;)
Haa haa nop, i weith 125
Yeah cheergirl IS annoying. Olivias right. Either shes fat or lying! ^^
bitch!
<3, If you have a DD bra size, youre probably just fat...
Mhmmm, id love to be spanked, this made me wet... Very wet..
Anny1 wanna talk dirty?( boys plz) Im a 17 year old girl, 36DD, i will do annything, i hate condoms
Hahah, well you arent a know-it-all asshole. You just taught me something new. Thank you. :) And i know how much you hate it when girls put :). So yeah, im doing it. :P
WHY would you p2t? I dont get it. That won't help you AT ALL.
Yeah, I know Olivia but I was replying to stuff before... '0_0 And chan is Japanese, kind of like a way of addressing someone like madame or miss or mister. I think. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, I dont mean to be a know it all asshole this time^^
I want sme dick
No, what I mean is, what the fuck is chan? Lol
I know, but of you're on a bitch's side it's a lot of fun^^ I'm not saying that I am not one though, I couldnt be the one to judge.
Chan?
Olivia chan?
You never said you were either ^_^
Yay for bitches! Both terns of the word lol^^
I didnt say i wasnt
Yeah, I am a bitch. I know. At least I'm not afraid to admit it.
Yes you are bitch
No, actually I'm a loser. ^-*
hehe. olivia's cool^^
Because these people are trying to talk dirty. It would be more pleasurable to just masturbate instead. And yes, I have masturbated before, bitch.
@Oliva why are you tellin people to go masturbate when youve probably never even done it yourself bitch?
...133...
Go masturbate, bitches.
For gay fun IM adog328 for a rhomping fun time. I'll make it well worth your time boys. ;)
NO ONE!!
WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?! :D
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128 biotches!
Cuz they r losers with no life
Wow why do people wan to cybersex on here??
125 is the correct number for this comment
why say a number if its nit even the right one
123! And i do!!
Who gives a fuck what number you posted
121!
120!
Awww thats nice
\/117. this is 118
116. Suck it bitches!!
Woop dem ass!
115!!!!!!
You shoulda told him to nut up and hit her like she forgot to make to make him breakfast
At least its passionate,lol,no if i heard my parents yell that id stab out my eardrums
113th!!!!! Suck it!!!
Lol!!!! @ my mom doesnt like when my dad touches her.
110!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))
....109....
Its nasty
The people who are talking dirty are probably just the same person.
Get off ur phone.
O my right now i am masrebating to the 11 inch dick i need it in my mouth while u suck my wet hot pussy
Jk 105
103 sux on me!!!!
103! -carolle
102 babiee! leslie :-*
101!
100!
My goodness lay of da kid
Uhhhh what?
Quit hatin on her/him. She/he is just having some fun.
Wow....uhhh???
Really? Learn how to spell.
Wats rong wit u below me u random mothafuca! Get a life betch
bUBBLE BUTT BOUNCE!!!!!!
Google
I am feeling pretty random rite now??????
lol
Hahahaha:)
I am a prostitute
To the ones who were talking dirty- Wouldnt it be more pleasurable to sell yourselfs into prostitution?
Plz suck my pussy dry!!! PlZWould love to suck dick,
This made me very wet,
Anyone who cybers or talk dirty on here are losers who cant get laid in the real world
Ikr
vv people think theyre cool by saying "First" " second!" etc. So basically theyre stupid :)
whqt the hell is up with numbers
80!!! Whoo
Tellem im a ninja Pop is my sensei These bitches r softer than al dente!
i am a ninja
Why do people on here have "sex"?? Go out and get laid lol but ya thats kinda gross op
Eww. Just eww. My mom duznt like it when my dad tuches her
6 below me of course i will! I have to give me a bj tho. Whats ur age and bra size
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71
oh boy!
Wow is that awkward? Was she kiding, because nosty likely sge was if you were in the rook
Actually 5 below sorry
Two below me suck my pussy dry plz! Im sooo horney right now ur 11 dick up my ass sounds amazing!
U lick it actually but u cud suck the vajj lips
How do u suck pussy??
Winner
One below me... I am if ur up for and 11 inch down ur throat!!!!! And i suck pussy if u want
Any one up for there dick down my throat?
That is SO hot!!! Im so wet right now!
Ur a dork
This post made me horny
57
uhhhhhh
Its all a lllliiiiieeee
Then??
53
actually were off by two becase someone didn't count the "over 900" comment
Fuck!!! Who the fuck said 39 twice!!
Hmmm we are all off count by one because 39 was said twice
51?
50bitches!!
49 :)
Ha i posted this
47... Sexie Susie
Im surprised most people on this app/site can count this high haha. (46)
45!!!!
OVER 9000!!!
44 mothas
43 bitches!!!!!!!!
Ok, i get that you know how to count. And poor OP.... Go to a friend's house ASAP?
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40
39
39
38
37
hahahaha.
This was on fml...and pretending to text wont make anything any better love.
Go up and take ur clothes off and jump in bed
Haa haa lol
32nd! OP, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Lol!
Ewww. Its disguisting when parents say that kind of stuff.
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Get out the tennis racket!
oh yes a spanking, oh what I wouldn't do for one of those right now, oh yeah...
173583! Wait . . .
Spankin 25!
spicy! 24th
23rd
22
I would have tried to convince myself it was just a bad dream
O.o mommies a freak eh...its the way of life -ButterFliiFing?rs
I did write 1-10th I was proving a point that it dosnt mattrr
18 haha
17 ^_^
i bet the people who said first-tenth were the same people. but the fly swatter thing is funny haha
i love to b spanked :)
a fly swatter? lol! I would totally run away laughing!
lolz get a paddle
Fifty-seventh... What wait?
I would have gone in their room with a fly swatter gave it to your dad and run away laughing
tenth
ninth
eighth
seventh
sixth
fifth
forth
third
second
first

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