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(530): I was bending over to get my French horn during band today, and my really creepy ex boyfriend was talking to his friend about me. They walked over and just stared at me, and I heard him mumble to his friend, "Dude, she has Madonna boobs!" I P2T. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/16535

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There flat like a pancake but pointy like a banana. I think i made it more confusing lol
Bad, very bad boobies.
whoaa does madonna hav good or bad titties
Before or after madonna's boob job??.. Cuz her boobs look oval-ish in some pictures but then perfecrly round in other, but then just flat, its soo confusing
Omg!!!! I play tge french horn!!!! Good story, but i love my french horn! I named him frencioa...( thats pronounced fren-swaaa
Below me: As a gay man who worships Madonna, I can say that her boobies are not the best things ever. Imagine balloons that have lost half of their air. They look like that.
Whoa whoa whoa...I know this has been previously stated but anon, a politician fetish? Really? Thats just fucking weird.
Are madonna boobs good....?
he must have spent a lot of time checking out madonnas boobs to associate hers and madonnas like that.
Holy fuck. A politican fetish. That's a new one.
Ew, nerdy girls...
Below me I dont know if its an official one..but it does exist. Believe me.
Shit anon. Politician fetish? What? Is that even a fetish?
I have a politician fetish. Kennedy is the best though. God....even just thinking about him....oooh
Dude, whats up with all the kennedy crap?
To the Kennedy person: yes, that is sum freaky shit
Werid
I mean not
No i have noy
Madonna boobs... That's not a compliment. Have you seen her boobs? D:
yeah! Horn is awesome
Below me Yeah thats kinda wrong...
I'm in love with John F. Kennedy. I want to suck his dick. Is that so wrong? Seriously, Jack Kennedy lights my fire.
Sorry that wasnt me my friend hacked into my account
I was anon number two. i didn't log in sry
1 below- What. The. Fuck
I love JFK. I wish I could go to back to sometime in the 40s and fuck him.
Live laugh love.. Get off the site
Im bi, come suck my pussy ;)
Anyone up for it i am bi so anyone can
Fuck my wet pussy! ?
Love how you said creepy ex boyfrien haha
You can bend over to get MY french horn
haha number 3 oh wait damnit im comin up as anonymous!!!
Anonymous has alter egos
I'm nit first but i'm not a retarded first douche
First bitches

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