Pretending To Text

(602): Today was the day I broke up with my girlfriend... I left my phone in her house, I went back to get it to find her smashing it with a hammer. I can't even P2T. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/16628

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Suits you right dude
Wooooooooooooooooooow
Omgshhh. Lol
PAHAHAHAHA. Its what you get dude...
Yeah, I would take that thing and hammer her *face.* Let's see who's pissed then. =^.^=
Maybe you should loose some weight bitch
Then how the hell are you posting this?
Hit her on face! I woukd kill someone who'd even touch my phone.
lol
There was a very similar post on FML recently.
@belowme: G.A.L. sucks for you OP '0_0
Make her choke on ur dick
sounds like a bitch anyway
spank that ass
Give her a sledge hammer face lift. See the song of that name by rose funeral for information
I love that girl's thinking. Just be glad it wasn't your skull instead of the phone.
Sounds more like an FML.
and 4 down. juss cuz its technically an iphone app, doesnt mean everyone here is on iphone.
lmaoooo
Lol Major meltdown much?
I touch maybe? vvvvv
if you can't p2t cuz she smashed your phone then how did you post this?
Hahahahahha thats great. I love my boyfriend. Weve been Together since freshman year and still are.! Its great ;D
Awhh !
Thats jack
Yeah right and @2 down shut the fuck up
@5 down. Lol tht was a creepy. U have a dark sense of humor ( Hoping u were joking)
Anybody have any fetishes? Leave me a comment and tell me!
I love my girlfrend! Even tho she pissed me off alot!... Its almost a year! And we havent broken up at all!!!'
That sux Give her a long and hard spanking
Below me- whooah! Not cool!
That sux. U should rape her
That sucks
fail. :]
I guess she was just DESTROYED by the breakup. God. That was terrible.^

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