Pretending To Text

(502): Cashier just asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant...P2T. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/16633

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*I MEANT FIRST TO SAY FIRST!
FIRST!!
kentucky fried chicken hahah good one
thats a sign that you need to lose abput 10-20 pounds. doing sone sit-ups will help with the pregant look ya got going on
Whoaa, i would have punched that nigga right in the facee
Sorrry
I woulda been like when are YOU due, beyotchhhh?!
rofl=^.^=
Lol thats like that one commercial. "congradulations!!" ..."im not pregnant"... "....thank you?" lol
roflllllll "well, you do live in kentucky." FRIED CHICKEN, wootwoot!
Maybe you should loose some weight bitch
Excuse me but what do you have wrong with kentucky?
that suckssss.
Haha great comment below me
well , you do live in kentucky.
Whats that got to do with pretending to text? How bout exercising and dieting so your not carrying round a gunt
LOL...sorry ;(
Damn. I wouldve made some crazy ass story up
fml sorry hun.
I live in louisville too!!! And that totally sucks
Thats an FML rite thurrr
Suckkksssss
Ouch.
Aww
fatass

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