Pretending To Text

(465): I asked my Dad to grab a video rental for me on his way home from work (It was unrated). P2T When he doesn't leave the room. Practically the entire movie is about sex. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/29398

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V yeah I know that but still... How do you explain that to a kid?
Well you obviously werent trying to prevent it soooo.....
V I just don't want him to ever doubt himself. I don't want him to feel like he was a mistake at all.
V Of course he should feel wanted. You kept him and bothered to take care of him so of course hes wanted.
Vv I know that but my main concern with Owen is that he's going to grow up and realise how young I was when I fell pregnant with him and feel like an accident. I know when he reaches school people might tell him he is so I just want he to be reassured that we wanted him and he wasn't an accident.
M and m commercial during the superbowl? LOL!!!
Being an only child isnt abnormal or anything i wish o was one. Btw did anybody else see that m
V yes. We were going to have another baby next year but we might wait for another year I think. We just want Owen to feel normal about his life when he reaches school and everything.
Oh ur welcome. So arent u and ur bf planning to get married? Are yall gonna have any other kids if u know?
V yeah he's happy and healthy. Thanks for asking.
V Oh yeah i forgot about ur baby! Hows he doin? It is a he right?
V yeah well you obviously aren't the only person taking care of them. It's a lot of work when it's your own child.
I dont find them a lot of work at all! Well i do have triplet five year old sisters and brother.
V they're a lot of work but they're so cute.
Yeah i actually help her a lot! I clean up there after school, help her get the room ready before school, and i come help her out on my lunch break. Kids are so fun
Aww thats so cute
Farmin is how my family makes a living. Well my moms also a preschool teacher.
Im kinda southern but no farmin for me :)
Yeah in Mississippi us girls get that southern attitude!
I know a girl who moved to mississippi she used to go to my school but i dont care cause she was a bitch
Oh well in that case im from Mississippi!
Oh okay well i dont really care so i'll tell ya im from kentucky
V Ive already said it on another post and i dont really want to say it again just for privacy reasons.
V what state ????
Im not allowed to listen to pop or rap so all i listen to is country and all my friends listen to it too because we comes from one o' them small southern towns!
Same
Vvv nah im not into country or taylor swift, im more of a pop music guy
Well i can play a little bit of banjo, dew dew dew (< that was me playing banjo)
Country music annoys me
V Youve seriously never heard that song? You must not be a fan of taylor swift or country music
V no one know wtf ur talkin about
If u were here we'd laugh about their vacant stares, but right now my time is theirs! Seems like theres always someone who dissaproves, they judge it like they know about me and you!:)
Tay tay tay taylor swift
Ok i had nothing to do with the team shit some anon just starting saying that but we can just ignore it.
And I'm not saying it's you doing it, I'm just saying it's annoying.
V as long as this 'team' stuff stops. Haha. That rather annoyed me.
V i know it is. But sometimes people just cant agree on stupid shit and start arguing. I think we should start getting along again.
V thanks. It is possible for us to get along, I know it is.
V Good idea. Look i know we dont click as well as we should but im gonna say you are a pretty smart kid.
V We want Owen to have a normal life once he's older but considering a few things, we are considering holding off maybe an extra year but we will decide when the time comes.
V You know since you're so young i would rather suggest not to have another baby until after college because its too much for someone so young. I mean theres not much wrong with one but two? Not a good idea. But its your decision not mine im just saying.
V I'm looking into online education at the moment because we're having another baby next year and I want to be home with both of them.
Yeah weell thanks i guess.
V cool. That's good
It works perfectly fine for me i mean its better than staying in school.
V ok I was just wondering how it works for you
V I take online classes but have a private tudor as well who usually picks my online classes.
V Is it online courses that you do or do people tutor you?
Im homeschooled! I know random!
V. Its okay! And yeah at my school each course is worth either 1/2 or 1 credit towards graduation depending on the class(:
But Wait, so the senior wont graudate then? Unless she's also taking other math courses? Or is your school different? Lol cause at my school we need all 4 years of different math in order to get the credit.
V haha ohhhh that explanation makes everything clearer! My bad!
But i also see what you're saying! My school offers summer school as well, but idk i guess she doesnt like that either! haha
@crayy maybe i should've specified that this senior has been in algebra her whole high school career. She's just....not smart haha she doesnt choose to participate and is just defiant. Which is what i meant by saying age doesnt matter.
Wow UR agreeing with me!
True
Yeah but i put NOT after it so its kind of obvious.
Ok, i think we can all agree that when you can't hear a persons voice, sarcasm doesn't work.
Oh well.....So i guess im not smart. At least im not a nerd! And yeah im sooooooo jealous of phoenix.ashh and ashley! NOT!
V that was kinda confusing but what im saying is maybe he never took it his freshman year and needs the class to graduate so he's taking it now,
V js that doesnt mean anything. You dont know the seniors story.. Im in 11th and have to take a semester of sophmore biology and chemistry cause i missed bio my sophomore year and need it to graduate... Maybe the senior missed algebra his freshman year? Cause idk his story or how the school is but at my school, if you fail a class, you make it up the next year or in summer school.. Lol not starting anything just my $0.02 (:
Age is pretty irrevelant when it comes to your level of education. My brother is a freshman taking algebra I and he has a senior in his class haha just my 2 cents
Awww shanks :)
Vvv thanks ashley. She'll always be too dumb to notice. She's jealous that we're smarter than her.
Because your not smart enough
V I did. And my mind didnt change.
But look at the sophistication of your posts and then hers
V in your opinion
Honey sweetie boo, im a senior in high school. Shes 16 so she is a sophomore or junior. I have more knowledge experience than her which would mean im the smarter one.
Honey she is smartee than you
V I dont always brag about it i just say it! The only reason i posted that below comment was because ashley was being sarcastic and i was playing along! U call yourslef smarter than me......
So im 37 weeks pregnant with a girl and i know i want to name her Ashley(: which spelling should i go with: -Ashley? -Ashleigh? -Ashlee? Or -Ashlei?
I don't know why she has to brag about her pregnancy every five second. I don't think anyone on here even knew I was pregnant. I didn't feel the need to go on and on about some thing that means nothing to them.
V Ikr! U will never have a greater privledge than getting to hear me go on and on again about my pregnancy! And u really think im gonna stop when i have the baby? Oh no i will talk about it even more!
Yay we get to listen to you for 7 more whole months !!!! We are the luckiest people in the whole universe
And btw its 7 months
We havent completely determined the sex yet. We r just hoping for a girl and even if its a boy we will name it the same name. And no i dont have a big belly yet but its sure growing.
I cant wait for her to be wrong :)
V and they can't actually determine the sex of the baby until after 18 weeks so there are some flaws in her story
V yep so if she's actually pregnant she hasn't even got a baby bump yet.
V oh great her baby isnt due soon? We get to hear he go on and boast about it for 8 more months -_-
Vv if you're due in August you would hardly even have any belly yet.
Preggo isnt really a nickname its just short for pregnant .. Something u shouldnt take personaly
Vvvv Both i guess! I mean im a hypocrite and then again im preggo and fat and juicy according to emma lol!
I would say there wa a special rule but then a fairy would die
Vv short for hypocrite.
Hippopotamus is a funny word actualy
V hippo as in short for hippopoatmus (did i spell that right?) or hypocrite?
Ok then fairies arent real! Ha i wrote it! Or is there a special rule for me since u know im a meanie hippo?
*it
I didnt SAY it i WROTE ir
No i didnt faries are real and i love them :)
V U just said it so i guess a fairy just died:(
Every time you say fairies arent real, a fairy dies ;(
V Yeah but the tooth fairy is a fairy and u said u still believe in fairies. And also dont say that because honey, u still believe in fairies!
HAHA really? The santa one? My parents told me he wasnt real along with the easter bunny and tooth fairy when i was 9.. It sorta ruined my childhood :(
Who cares im 18 and still believe in unicorns! And i didnt stop believing in santa till i was 15......
Lol this may sound weird but im 14 and still believe in fairies. Dont hate :P
No they did because there r way funner things than reading about magic shit.
Your parents didnt let you have any fun
V Ur parents believe in potions amd junk? My parents never even allowed me to read Harry Potter growing up or anything to do with all that! And also just tell him to quit using u no girl deserves to be used by a guy!
@ash sorta my parents are they sucked me in but i dont believe ib the whole potions shit lol
Vvvv i was thinking thay because if i did go with fwb then i would just get used.
Vv It stands for Friends With Benefits and it means that ur friends with somebody but still make out with them amd have sex with them and stuff. Its also a movie that i think copied No Strings Attached.
V friends with benefits?
V what is fwb
Vvv Just tell him how u feel and say u would rather be a real couple than fwb. If he says no just leave him alone and youll find another guy cuz fwb is just stupid!
V oh are you really wiccan?
Im 14 going on 15 next month btw and im not christain either im wiccan
Omfg!! i know noone will care but omg this guy i was crushing on for ages omg he kissed me ^.^ ., and the bad thing is he wants a fwb relationship what shall i do :L im commenting too much i know i will just tone it down a bit soz..
V haha very funny. You'll probably find I'm mature for my age. More mature than you are I'd say
V if people find someone elses misfortune humorous that IS mean! Oh well ur only 16 youll learn when u get older.
V not if people find other people's misfortune humerous
V Yeah but theres a difference between a sense of humor and MEAN.
V he laughs at anything. He's just random and funny.
Well idk maybe i just have to nice bones in my body to laugh when somebody says something mean idk...and btw pink cow i bet u wouldnt laugh if i insulted like blondie or ashh.
V agreed
Yes you do laugh when its mean, this modern society now juicy, something funny happens to you thats bad, people laugh whether you like it or not. and potato people are fun
V But not when its mean!!! woooow!
Ok kids lets learn somethin new :D if something is funny you laugh! Wooooww!
V haha I know right
V just because someone laughs at a joke that offensive to you doesnt mean that they dont like you
Nobodys ever called me that except u and that anon so i guess its you and anons nickname for me.
Well that can be ur nickname for me but noone else in my life has ever called me that
V Well whore is kind of her nickname too!
V I didn't 'change' sides, but I still think it's funny the way she said it
V Wait wtf? I thought u liked me! Now ur laughing because someone called me a whore? I mean i know we had a little fight but didnt we make up? People just keep changing sides on this app!
Ella, vv, lol
V Oh yay! I have 3 nicknames now! Thats so cool! Hmmmm so now am i a prego hypocritic whore????
Its ur nickname
V how does that make me a whore??
V whore
Vv Going great! Were u in EAE?
Omg that happened to my brother, cousin, and me but lile every woman was naked and it showed everything! We were only about 11, too!
1st... hey Guys Hows it goin?? :)

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