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(513): so im at the mall of america, returning from victoria secret with my sister. my grandpa asks, 'so did ya get somethin sexy?!' p2t fo real. http://pretendingtotext.com/t/29422

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Totally
Haha
My mind is always floating away.....
I kinda do that my mind is wild :)
V Lol i never noticed that!!!!
Vv lov how u said flying fuck and pigeons fly :)
... learn to spell
V Who gives a flying fuck????
excuse me it's pigeon not pidgeon
V Its okay i was always well behaved in school as well. And i cuss and be loud around my friends but act normal with my family lol.
I can cuss at my brothers and dad all the hell i want lol but yes i definitly dont around teachers and other people i kbow that wont approve. Because im WELLBEHAVED sory for bragging if i am :P
V and then in a few hours we forget about it and be happy again :)
V Even if my mum cussed(which was very rare) i would get in huge trouble if i ever cussed back at her. I might even now and im 18 and dont even live with her lol.
V i dont cuss at her when she hets really fustrated she does it, and when she starts it's kind of like permission to cuss so i start cussing back
V Wow no offense but i just never cussed to my mum she never allowed it and i wont ever let my kid cuss at me.
V if you think thats bad you should see the arguments i get in with my mum lol
Vv Oooohhhh your only 13 and saying a CUSS WORD!!!!!! Lol jk
Pidgeons are dumb birds with a crapping problem!
V pidgeons do stupid shit like that, ive had one crap on me twice :(
Actually i think it might have started because in 6th grade a pidgeon flew into my cup i was drinkong from....but maybe your explanation.
Sorry but i had to look at the dirty side......
V cup could mean boobs, pidgeons are birds, birds have beaks, so maybe your nipples are large and pidgeons-beak-like, so its a possibility they are talking bout your boobs.
V And what are your little explanations?
Vv oh i could think of a few possible explanations for that ;)
Ew
I used to be called Pidgeon Cup for some odd reason lol.
i had this teacher, outside of school no one called him his real name they all called him bull, so if you dont like your name you can always earn strange titles like that lol
V I don't really like my middle name enough to go by it. I used to go by AJ but is a family nickname so I just go by Phoenix as my parents intended it.
V Why not start going by ur middle name? Or start being called Phoebe? Just my opinion. And deanne i was just sharing my opinion as well dont take it so personally.
I know a girl named Lyric. She gets teased so badly. I like unique names but I think some parents take it too far. My name is Phoenix and as much as I love having a unique name, I sometimes wish I had a normal name so people wouldn't think I was making it up.
Well then its just me. No need to be a botch about it.
Not naming my kid lyric thats just kind if stupid and i wouldnt wanna be named aiko or takarmi.
Hey what do you guys all think of the name 'Lyric' ? I love it and all unique names i think every person should be named something different , i wish i was named takarmi or aiko im not asian at all though those are asain names lol
My mum did but only when she had my youngest brother and sister.
Never used it*
V my mum never it then haha
V They make a cream for that you know!
V oh and think of the stretch marks after the baby tho, lol jk
V I will still look sexy! Lol jk! I was just joking around thats all!
V haha wait till u get the baby bump
Lol im sexy;)
Oh haha :P
I know i was just agreeing.
V oh no i just meant annoying people in general not anyone specific lol
Yeah pink cow youre so right lol......
Yes very smart, if only some other people were that smart......
that... is some funny sshit. bringsz a tear to my eye
Very.....
Which is smart on her part...
V oh no i think she's always been on, just never says anything
Ugh......shes back great. And i have some people that liked me u never did
Vv ur still on?
Lol
V You seem like a total bitch no offense but you may have more haters than i did !
Yeah but at least its one post!
Only on this post
Well look at us getting along! Never thought id see the day
True
Not really because well all my friends were the same way. But i guess most girls from 11 to 14 r just like that.
Did u lose any friends???
Keeping secrets has never been one of my many talents especially in middle school. Back then i was a huge gossip!
No i mean shes loud like she cant keep her mouth shut and she cant keep a secret
Theres nothing wrong with being loud but if ur loud and a bitch theres lots wrong.
Not too bad Now that i think about it its kind of a blessing Shes really annoying now And loud And bitchy
Vv Wow that must have sucked big time:(
Bring me sancochocola sanchocho gallina
Yeh i went thru something like that except my BFF ditched me because of a rumor that wasnt tru
Totally! But im glad im not friends with her anymore i mean i wouldnt want to be friends with someone like that.
Sucks
Uh no she moved and met new friends that turned HER into a bitch and we rarely speak now.
Did she ditch you because you're bitchy??????
My name is Julie and i used to have a best friend named Julye.
Thats my BFF's name She's JUST like me
V I suggested that one too! I have a close friend named Ashlea.
Vvv have you considered Ashlea?
Y not ??
V Just not Ashlei.
So im 37 weeks pregnant with a girl and i know i want to name her Ashley(: which spelling should i go with: -Ashley? -Ashleigh? -Ashlee? Or -Ashlei?
Girls would be vagina models duh.
V lol
V thy can but they would be fake
Oh yeah girls cant be penis models
Girls can ejaculate but in a different way (im grossing myself out ick)
Boys can do stuff in high heels to....it just looks weirder.
V haha, true...
V u cant ejaculate ;)
Girls can do anythin boys can except we can do it in high heels
Vv Same here and thats what i kinda mean by like girls can do all that boy stuff and be even better at sports than most guys!
V same
I can be a girly girl but im sporty and not afraid to get muddy lol i defend both sides because i am both sides oh wow i really dont know how to word things :S
V I have a younger sister and a younger brother that are twins but no twin brothers.
V i thought you said you had twin brothers?
My household is mostly girls because i have 2 sisters, a brother, and my mum. Well i have a sister and a brother but theyre grown and my dad lives with his new wife. Anyways i was raised in a girl-centric world so im a girly girl!
Sense whoops
Im a girl im just not a sexist feminist girl. And my whole household is made up of boys so im sorta a tomboy lol i just really like guys if tht makes senxrm lol
V R u a guy? If u r why is ur name ella? If ur a girl why r u going against girl power by defending guys?
Vhaha no i think guys are not lazier they just put their energy to other things like sports and making messes lol im not being sexist or anything because i know guys can work at things too
V It just seems like guys are always a lot lazier than girls. Thats how it is with my family at least lol!!!!
Well talents only come if you work really hard on it and its your passion. Girls are good at working on things but some guys r too
Well im a straight girl so i think guys r better looking but girls r smarter and more talented.
Vvv i agree
Well the whole male species isnt 1 male. What ever male thinks ges better then the randon girl standing next to him because males have accomplished more in history is a total and utter asshole. He proboly hasnt even made any accomplishments. Besides girls are better looking :P
V. Spot on; totally agree! Because of history's past, unfortunately, comments like general's will always be made. And how could you say not to be sexist? haha there's nothing non-sexist about that.
The only reason women havent accomplished as much is because back then women were never allowed to do anything. It was only men who could vote or be politicians or have jobs and whatnot and women were only allowed to stay at home and knit. I'm very sure if women were allowed to do all that stuff they would have accomplished just as much. Maybe even more.
Boys>Females. Fact is that males have made all major accomplishments in history, whether it be physical or mental. Trust me, the women in the olympics are doing everything they can, yet the males still dominate. Also all major scientific breakthroughs have been made by men. I'm not be sexist or anything but men are just the dominant gender, we even beat women at their own game (cooking). Hahaha
vSo u agree? Do u do parcour?
Yeah
V I think thats so cool! I was in a parcour gang called SuperFly! Parcour is awesome and not for fags.
Only fags do parcour at my school.. And they call their parcour 'gang' 3fall. How stupid
Of course i cant do it anymore since im pregnant.....
I know par quor no joke!
Lol
Tbh i like when a guy thinks hes tough and must protect a girl, but not when thy think were absolutely hopeless, i mean i know karate man
My boyfriends not amd thats y hes my boyfriend.
Agreed.But not all guys are like that. Most
Boys r no tougher than girls! Girls can do anything they put their minds to! Boys think they r soooo tough and should be the ones to play sports and go outdoors and do all the work and girls should just sit and look pretty and wear dresses and lipstick never do anything. Wrong.
No i dont play Football. People act like its a boy sport its not just for boys in High School. but there is no official girl/boy football team in the Usa. yeah.
V Do u play football? Or is it just a boy sport?
I'm not obssesed i just like watching some football games
V I never knew a girl could be so sports obsessed. Im not a sports fan unless it comes to tennis!
Rogders Rogders.. looks like a pedophile(; but is amazing
Tim tewbow he is a football player for the Broncos.. and is grtting his ass whiped
What the fuck is tebow?
Tebow Tebow Tebow! SuCks my metimorphic DiCk;)
V how does that make me a slut?
V slut
V It could be but without the area code
Too short to be
Vvvv Is that ur phone number or something? Jw?
Ewww
Grrroooosss
Ew
0432994

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