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(000): Just found condoms and a dildo while looking for keys P2T!!!!! http://pretendingtotext.com/t/29425

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V hahaha its yucky
V Oh i think I saw that one too lol.
V oh yesh, i havnt seen that one, i saw one about a pornographic dating site lol
You know the ads between the post and the comments.
V huh?
A Chrysler 300 ad! Oh boy!
Ohhhhh................
Yeah i would have figured that. We just have like a family barn it was my granddads we also live in his old house.
We dont have a barn.....
So do we but we keep the cats in the barn. My mom never goes in there because it stinks.
Well we have a small house and my dad is like deathly allergic
My moms allergic to cats but we still have some. She just doesnt go near em.
V me too but i cant have any with fur :( my daddy is allergix
Like the way people think humans are more important than animals and animals are a huge threat to us but really they have as much feelings as us and we are even more dangerous to them. Yes im an animal luver!
So true!
Cuz society is an idiot
*now
Yeh i know society only focuses on looks noe
Vv Thats how it is at my school. Like all the girls point to some guy and say "o my gosh hes so hot, im in love with him!" and im like "yeah hes cute but have u even noticed how big a jerk he is?" i frickin pisses me off!
I have done the SAMEEE exact thingg! It sucks ass:0
I honestly dont care about looks for guys now cause all the average guys are so nice and all the really cute guys are so arrogant
I really dont judge on looks. Thats the last thing i judge on
I've been told im not that good looking, i think it's my nose haha
Same
V I would but i dont have an account!
Someone here shud message me on youtube cuz i wanna see you guys
Im on one too! But i dont even understand youtube my aunt just bought me this phone and i use it to text and call and my friend told me about some apps including this one.
Ipods and iphones have built in youtube shortcut applications Trust me im on one now
V Your from australia arent u? Lucky i live in a town but a small and boring one.
Oh country girl:) well im from a town but in my backyard of you go down some steps your in the river how swag:P anyways idk y i just wrote that whatever I AM SO FREAKING BORED !
Well im just from a pretty rural area and come from a quaker family and part of my family are Minnenites and were real country so im usually not on the internet. Except for this well its on my iphone my aunt got me. So now u know my excuse for not getting youtube
Ohkay lol well im on youtube Alot
Oh i never get on youtube. I dont know how to work it.
On my youtube
How did yall see her?
Yeah i saw you too
Fankyou:)
V Ha yeah i saw u! Ur really good at hoop dancing and ur really pretty.
Vv did you see me :P
*like
Yeah but u can get an exercise from doing a sport u lime.
Vvv i do all those sports and ur rite i am very busy but those are all in seasons
V i know what u look like, u dont have a penis :(
I also do hoopdancing and my youtube channel is xdeanne if u wanna see me do it or if u wanna see what i look like :P
No offence ashley but i think u dont do all that, since ur a dancer, a musicer and u do tons of sports. It seems like too much :L
Vv you could do that but then people would be fat
v It's called exercise
V You should do something because you like it not because it makes you skinnier.
I hate cross countryy so much but i do it to be in shapee
V Yes i am gay because im happy!
Vv haha V ur gay
V Gayyyy......
V i dance extremely slutty ;)
I know right oh and i dance extremely competitivly
Good for you!
I play soccer, do gymnastics, diving, softball, basketball, and play volleyball
Yay haha
V Ohhhhhh i stuck up jerk yayy!
Ohhhhh athletic people yay
I do cross country and ice hockey and karate
V Yeah but one time we had a basketball coach at our school coaching while pregnant and she was pregnant with triplets......
V hahaha yeahh doesnt sound like a good idea
V Thats cool. U seem athletic. I used to play basketball but i got pregnant and pregnant girls cant play basketball lol.
I playy basketball, soccer andd cross countryy :o
V Thats your opinion.
V ur rude
V He never existed lol. And vv nobody it seems.
Lets have a dobby team! But he's dead, lets not forget that.......
Who wants to be on my team :3
V I appreciate it but i dont want a team.
WOOOOOT WOOOT TEAM JUICY
V Well you have one awesome cousin!
Omg im sorry my cousin took my ipod and said/read that sorry :(
I think you rock JuicyCouture and pheinox or what ever her name is can just go screw herself
We're kind of fighting over something stupid right now.
What do you mean?
You mean like whats going on right now?
Or we could just try not to fight over nothing
Maybe it will end if we stop speaking to eachother.....oh well goodbye
V I'm trying to end it but you start something else whenever I end something
Vvvvvvvvvv oh i thought u meant for hours lol
If your so mad because im trying to start something why do you keep being mean because that doesnt help end it.
V there's you trying to start something again...
Yeah i think u would know.......
V So true...
Cause nobody ever really talks about the post they just fight about stupid things.
Vv I never thought of that. Haha. Kind of makes this post seem a little funnier.
V I totally agree!
And why would you P2T? theres nobody around or if there was then you shouldve made that cleat
V You know the song Ours by Taylor Swift? I just watched the music video for it.
V what video?
Just watched the video for ours......and cried.
Wtf ?! Lol
Basketball was my only sport. Im not super athletic.
I love basketball its my best sporrt!
V I played basketball! Im really good at it! I quit though.
Just found out im gunna be scouted for basketball.. Ahhh im so excited;)
Creepp!
Haha at least we know one word she can spell! Lol jk luv u emma! (symbollically)
vvv oh yah Fuck you;)
Vv Whoops sorry! Go ahead with what?
:D ill start commenting with this user name..
V it's not hard to spell better than brianna545, it wasn't a compliment, but please, go ahead...
V Hey thanks! Hate to brag but ive won the class spelling bee every year since 3rd grade!
Vv nah, you're just as annoying, the only difference I see is that you can spell better
Thats gay
JuicyCouture is not the new anything because shes too original!
V I think anon means because everyone hated emma when she had that name
V noo emma was brianna545
JuiceyCouture is the new brianna545
Sooooooo smart one u would think they would do it again!
So ???
Because when they wished p2t a happy new year they had the right puncuatins.
How ???
Im smart enough to know that the real administrator woyld have the right punctuations and capital letters.
V could be but you're probably not smart enough to tell anyway
V Yeah like ur the real p2t administrator.
V no because i am
V Just because its u and phoenixs opinion doesnt mean its everyones. U know the two of u dont rule p2t.
Vvvv no its not and vv in everyones opinion
So im 37 weeks pregnant with a girl and i know i want to name her Ashley(: which spelling should i go with: -Ashley? -Ashleigh? -Ashlee? Or -Ashlei?
V In your opinion.
V you're the furthest thing from nice actually.
Im fun but im also nice. It is possible to be able to have fun and be nice to people at the same time u know.
V because you're no fun
Vv No not to anybody! Its personal shit. I would never ask a guy a personal question even if i hate his last guts.
V truuue ! Haha i love asking guys that...my brother used to ask that when i first started. (like the first couple months) i wanted to smack him silly. But i never did...
V only if its the girl ur girlfriend hates or the girl u hate.
V Arent u a guy? If u r never ask a girl if shes on her period!
Vv oww
Vv lol
Haha i asked my brother that and he punched me in the face :(
Sometimes when people are grumpy i ask if they're on their period but then they just get worse, especially if they're guys lol
Vv I know what mood it seems like ur in.
Well thats good!(: im doing pretty great!
@blondie: I'm doing good. What about you? @Juicy: you don't know what mood I'm in
You always tell ppl to stay out of your convos but u need to stay out of theirs
V Shes obviously doing awful because shes in a bad mood girly.
Vv how are you doing girly?(:
V Just that its not real.
V you don't know anything about magic
That was for biatch
Sorry i had to say that from my friends account cause my account wasnt working
V It doesnt take that much work i mean i get called tht all the time and did practically nothing! And owls cant message either Harry Potter isnt real and theres no such things as magic BOO-HOO!!!!!
V lol. Thats hilarious
Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv oh i know that i am a bitch but when you call me a bitch make sure u say it with respect, i worked hard for that title
Hagahagaf
V Pigeons are great messengers but not as good as owls
V Pigeons cant messengers and besides they dont know where eachother live.
By messenger pigeon.
I have nooo idea haha good question!!:3
V true but how would i get it to her lol
To be a nice person (:
Jk. Why would i waste my time giving you a dollar?
That was for anonymous
V Actually i have lots of friends and im very popular. And i just feel bad when people have to stick up for me because i like to show that im a stronger person than that.
A .. DOLLAR ?!? BLIMEY O REILY!!
Vvv whats wrong with her sticking up for you?? Lol you probably just aint used to having friends...
V ok well can you not? And i'll give you 1 dollar?
She was the one being mean and annoying i just tild her to stop
V Thanks for ur understanding but i would like it is u could let me fight my own battles. I mean i like u and ur really nice but im okay.
V stop being mean to her! You wouldnt like it if people kept attacking your character would you?
V stop this is why people dont like you.
U dont even know what i was planning to call u. And if u say that ur kind of calling urself an annoying bitch.
Vvv you dont even know her!
Takes one to know one :)
Thanks! Because annoying bitch is actually A LOT nicer than some things i wanna call u......
You are the most annoying bitch i've ever known
Vv Oh no sweet baby dear, she bragged alright!
Haha love the calm your farm thingy :)
She hardly even bragged people ! Everyone calm ur farm!!
Shutup biatch
V Hey sweetie!
Vvvvv kentucky
Dont call me sweetie cause you dont even know me And when proving a point its okay to have a little bit of bragging so leave me alone biatch
Ashley, if your saying your the best singer in your school your probably not and even if you are im sure a lot of people hate you because you go aroun saying it. Try to be a little more hummble next time sweety :)
V I think she would mean like what country ur from or what city ur from Goddamn u must not be good in geography........and i dont need ur permission to give an example just saying!
V what do you mean ?
V Ashley where are you from?
Thank you ella :)
Vv you were bragging a tiny bit which is fine but if u were to do it over abd over that would have been worth fighting for. Juicy she didnt even brag that much
*so
Did i ask for an example ?? Didnt think si
Yes it is! For exmple if everybody in school says one girl is the prettiest it would still be mean for her to go around saying "Im the prettiest girl in the school!"
Its not bragging if everybody else says it too just letting you know
V Um actually u said u were the best singer in ur school. I'll admit im a good singer but not go around saying im the best. Because that is bragging. And if i wanna write lyrics i will no matter who it annoys!
Vv its called explaining myself bitch
She didnt brag she said that she loves music and doesnt post lyrics all the time
V Um at least i write lyrics instead of bragging about how much of a wonderful singer and musician i am.
I love music I play 3 different instruments am the best singer at my school and write songs U dont see me writing my favorute lyrics all over every post
Yeah and theres nothing wrong with expressing ur love for music!
I like music too but i dont show off tht i like music?
I dont care who it annoys i like music and will repeat lyrics if i want to!
That was for JC sorry
Ive*
And i think i worded that weirdly oh well ina go take a shower uve been in the yukky lake all day
Ciao any one on, i am officially bored out of my ass
Wow lol thts messed up
And ashley use the v's so we dont get confused.
Vme?
*for
I know that im new but i've had this app or a long time before making an account and you do repeat the same thing in different words alot
Well others have only done it once not everysingle comment they post!
Chesty person i was just quoting lyrics like a bunch of others have done and u dont even know me cuz ur new to the app so u cant make me!!!!!
Juicy person you are friikingg anoyying!! STFU :)
I like it like that HEY windows down chillin with the radio on! I like it like that DAMN suns so hot make the girls take it all off! I like it like that YEAH one more time i can never get enough! Oh everybody singing like that, i like it like that!
Friday friday gotta get down on friday ohhh yer
Twinkle twinkle little star yeahhh
V keep your head up
Vv fuck i keep on forgetting the name of that song
huh?
But u gotta keep ur head up ohhhhhh! And you can let ur hair down ehhhhhh!
Yeah, i used yo have this app like a year ago. Not much has changed apparently.
Vv If ur 16 u should have fun being young while it lasts and be immature! For me mature is just another word for boring.
v Aren't you an older user? The name is very familiar!
I'm 16, and trust me its not that hard. Lol (: i can understand arguing, but at least make it over something interesting!
Well we're all aged around 12-20 (i think) us 'growing up' would be pretty hard lol
I just wasted a whole good 5 minutes reading all those comments. Wow, come on people grow up a bit! Please?
V U seem horny
I wanna fuck you
The condoms and dildo are mine
wtf is up with the Vvv's??
I tend to study my school work more than rap songs. So I would say that my mental capacity is not very low thank u very much.
Its christmas in hollywood. Santas back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistle toe lets fuuck.
V the same song that you already asked about. Damn your mental capacity is low
What r the lyrics to?
Vv yeah i wasnt sure so i guessed haha sorry.
V Ummmmmm? No thanks?
V if youre gonna quote lyrics quote them right. Its "bust this pussy open in the ISLANDS OF WAKIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Someone point to the best ass eata. Bust this pussy open. So kinkyyyyyyyyyy. Kiss my ass and my anus. Cause its finally famous.
V Then y r u still talking about it?
Well i dont!(:
Vv*
V well its an app so get over it
Woah white girls,black girls, woah tall girls, woah ft girls, shake that ass girl, shake that ass girl,shake that ass girl. Go short girls,go small girls,go skinny girls,go all girls.
Maybe i do!
ohh ohh guess what.. The Boondocks is on.. awwwh yeah(;
No. And do you really give a fuck?
V U would agree with anyone whos mean to me wouldnt you?
Vvvvvv*** mines at the mad anon.
Vvvvv i totally fucking agree.
V ya i can tell
V I can be very nice and i am most of the time but some people can just really press my mean buttons.....
Vv you can be rude but nice i like when your on your nice side
V if the shoe fits then wear it!
V GOOD THEN U OBVIOUSLY DONT MIND IF I SAY U R VERY IMMATURE FOR CALLING ME NAMES!!!!! Ohhhh wow! Im a little baby now arent i?
V who really gives a shit forreal? Like damn no one cares. Yes i called the girl names. Get over it. Im sure none of us are little babies, we can handle name calling. And i dont care if i sounded immature by calling names. So just stfu and move tf on
v Now your complaining about us complaining so you lose.
And why does it matter that i called her names? Like really if it doesnt affect you directly, why comment on it? Everyone on this shit has complaints about every fucking thing...
Vv that wasnt me complaining about her immmaturity. Im a different one
V i know. I agree with you. Anon was being very immature.
Vvv. Yeah i totally agree! But anon shouldve owned up to that, instead of complaining about her immaturity and then go and turn around calling her names on every post.
She isn't defending you...she's pointing out anons mistake.
Thank u 21 its good to know somebody on here will defend me!
V if ya havent noticed...we're all pretty immature at times...
*9down
8down: exactly my point! You're stooping down to her level insulting her like that which isnt making you any better. Making you look just as immature. <--"valid comment" haha
No. More like you wanted attention. And no one gave itto you. And dont lie and say you didn't cause we all know you did.
Ok i know what condoms are and blondie if i want i can change my mind about quitting!
Reality check i called her a prego
oh jeez Blondie can tell the Future;)
V wrong move. She's gonna say "I wanted to get pregnant!!" oh and what happened to you quiting juicy?
Juicey, i dont think you know what condoms are. Seeing as though you are pregnant...
Its not like u no who anon is..
V i havent heard anyonecall u a hypocrite or prego.
V did i ever say "im gonna insult juicy to make me look better?" nope. I insulted her just to insult her so invalid comment
V. What you're doing definitely doesnt make you look any better at all.
V hoe
Man i just wish people would quit using the word hypocrite on here! I guess its my new nickname along with prego lol!
it sounded more like you being a hypocrite than you being sarcastic imo
V I know that i was simply making fun of RealityCheck duh. Im not stupid and think i can just make people stop commenting by saying stfu.
vv they can say whatever they want on here too so your 'stfu' is rendered moot.
V u can say whatever u want but dont u have respect for us cuz we thinks its annoying. oh wait. no u dont have any respect. and dont be like "YES I DO! I LOVE EVERYONE! I DONT HATE ANYONE! AS ALMOST A MOTHER AT 18 I COULSNT HATE ANYONE!!!!!" cuz that sure as hell sounds liks u.
V omg i can say whatever i want on here...stfu and quit complaining about it.
V omg we know -.- stfu about it.
Im 18 and pregnant so of course i know what all those things r!
Vv duh
V so was i, hence the plainness of the remarks
V Wow darling i was just joking.
Vvv protection, vv sex toy v an item that unlocks shit
What are keys?
Whats a dildo?
Whats a condom?
Grrrrrrr (in a sexy way)
Very
Kinky
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