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(000): I was hanging out with my friend an it was getting kind of late so I just decided to stay the night. All I had was jeans and I'm a lot bigger than her to her brother let me borrow his favorite sweatpants. I woke up the next morning and had started my period and his sweatpants were all bloody! I was mortified and he was disgusted and I called my mom and she said she was going to come get me but we live out in the county so it took her half an hour to get there and pick me up. P2T! http://pretendingtotext.com/t/29490

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Ewwww heart attack!
Lol Funny yeah i would have a heart atack
V Yeah well kind of the same thing has happened to me but my friends bro just never found out cuz he wasnt home so we threw em away and ran to the store to get new ones. And they were PJ pants lol.
that would SUCK!!!!!
I dont have people knock on my door on Halloween cuz i live out in the country so i camt really do tht.
V no im into scaring people who knock on my door
V oh so now ur into halloween???
Both of them
Im so doing that on halloween
Vv oh hahaha oh that really made me laugh
My dad says brb to get lollies and goes to his room (which is right near the front door) and dresses up in a mask and scares the shit out of them haha
V it was so good they all ran away and that. No one bothered us that much after the first few attacks.
Vvv lol i should try that
Vv Cool me and some of my friends did that same thing last Halloween!
Vvv she gives out gummies and v nice!
V my boyfriend and me water bomb trick or treaters
V we aint really into halloween in australia
Why not chocolate on Halloween too??? I mean its a candy holiday as well! Even though i do hate chocolate but still!
*she
Haa he gives us chocolate around Christmas and lollipops the rest of the year
I hate chocolate so my bank lady gives me lollipops.
And she gives out chocolate!!
V Ooh i love banks that give out free candy!!!!!
Our banker lady has a mustache!!! And she gives out free candy!!!!
Oh good. Lol one time i went to McDonalds and there was a lady working there with a mustache and i think it was real.
Hahahaha no i was talking to pinkcow about a video on youtube. She has a fake mo!
V She has a mustache???? Eww
Yer shes the one with the mostache abd ger laugh sound like a mixture of a monkey and a posh peraon hard to explain
V haha i luv ppl with funny laughs!
Knock knock whos there fuck you. I told that to my friend and she somehow started laughing so i started laughing cuz shes got a funny laugh
V Knock knock! Whos there? Interrupting cow! Interrupting c-....MOOOOOOOO?!!!!
Vv tell me a funny knock knock joke . Please . Bet u cant think of one!
Lmfao agreed
Some knock knock jokes are funny though. And if she laughs at unfunny stuff then that doesnt mean shes stupid. Just has a sense of humor. But she is stupid for other reasons.
Shed always make stupid jokes and laugh at really unfunny stuf like she told me she would laugh at knock knock jokes. Hahah they are hardly considered jokes
Jeez poor baby.
And yeh she was pregnant
We faught about everything Every little thing she did made me want to punch her in the face :/
Juicy was pregnant, wasnt she? And no some people might think you were just randomly changing ur mind.
Well sometimes it does Like if i were to say "wow juicy you are so smart" everyone would know im joking because everyone knows i cant stand juicy and am superglad she left
It really doesnt!
V sarcasm doesnt work with letters
V its hard to tell because u cant tell if theure serious or not because of text
Vv no
V Maybe we were just kidding around with you. You dont have to take everything so seriously.
Are you all really this gulrible?
Vv no lol im just shitting ya
V She said that but is it true? IS IT?
V oh thats hot ;) haha jks really?
I have both -.-
I WAS JOKING OH MY FUCKING GOLDFISH :L
She*
V sje said that but is it true? IS IT?
V No she just said she has fuckin penis.
She has a vagina
Vv Wait ur a girl though. Your name is deanne and u had changed it to ella and you said u wanted to make out with a guy!
V really? I thought u were a girl?
V me too
Vv yea i have a penis
V Yes hes a guy.
Vv your a guy?
Ha wow.....
V yupp
Some more than others....lol
Vv oh dont worry i think we all are in some ways
Vvvv yay someone LOVES me! lol
Yeah im a freak but who cares.
V ohokayy?
V So you love like every single boy in the world? Thats weird. Im a girl and i dont. But i have a boyfriend. Well i think im making too big a deal. So bye.
I mean i love them but there idiottss
Boys are complete idiots
Awh that sucks fyl!
V The guy could be a complete idiot and just not know about the female body system.
This is so fake. So this just happens - "Oh here, take my FAVORITE sweatpants... I don't need them." Do you think that really happens?
V Oh okay. Um sorry if i seemed like too interested and was being nosy.
Vvv ehh well there was the assult charge and someone falsely identified me at the crime scene of a bank robbery..
V I like cinnamon scents more.
Twisted pepermant is the best smell from bath and body workss
V You cant go to jail for doing nothing you had to have done something.
V nothing really
Vv I mean that like what did u do to get arrested?
V she means what did u do ?
Vvv i know same here! And yes i get him every other week. Vv what do you mean how? V thank you!
Awwwh! Well thats really good! I hope you treat your lil bundle of joy great!(:
Vv You were in jail? If you dont mind my asking how did you get in jail? Oh and im really glad you got to keep Greyson and i hope you take great care of him.
V I couldn't live without seeing my son. He makes my life worthwhile. I hate to think about being away from him. I'm glad you have Greyson now. Do you get to see DeeJay every day as well?
V no your right. Lol i went to court and got custody of Greyson cause his mother was treating him badly so I see my kids everyday (:
@gettinsomehead. Have you been seeing your kids a lot?? Cause last i remember you had just got out of jail and one of the baby mommas left and you didnt know where she went...i think im not sure. I'm sorry if im wrong.
Lalalalalala
Ifeel ya
Inconsistence is key.
Okay good! I just sometimes feel bad for weird reasons!
imean yah juliaane haha
Why be sorry? lol you didnt do anything!. So dont be sorry and yah the one beloow me
V Are u talking to me? Sorry i was asking because my name is Julie and like idk! Ur probly talking to that julianne person so im sorry!
Julian you mademe laugh:)
V Okay good i thought i was just getting a little too into ur personal life.
Vv i didnt think you were being mean lol
Ahahahahahaha what a dumbass!!!!!
V makes sense. Sorry if i was being mean or whatever.
V yeah they have 2 different mothers....
V How is that possible? Has to be two different mums. Im 18 but the guy is 22. Js
I'm 18 and Greyson is 1 and 5 months and DeeJay is 1 and 3 months (:
@gettingsomehead how old r ur kids and how old r u? Jw
I know i just cant wait to hold that little goober in my arms!
Vv ahhhhh needles, i hate them :(
Vvv we're fine. Thanks for asking (:
Im so scared of needles and blood but trust me, with both deliveries I had, the last thing on my mind was the blood. I just wanted the baby out of me! Haha then theyre all cleaned up and in your arms :)
I havent thought about how i will deliver yet. Then again i have 7 months.
v How are you and your sons doing, by the way?
V its fine that your scared of blood! My first baby's mother was so terrified of blood and pain that they had to give her a c-section so she wouldnt pass out from shock if she delieveried vaginaly... So there are options if your scared of that.
Vvv How is it funny that im scared of blood? So what if i scream when im having the baby people scream when they give birth anyway lol!
Vv very
V yes
Any one else find it funny that the pregnant chick is scared of blood?
Vvv i dooo too!!(:
Yeaterday I slept at my friends house and i had to borrow her brothers faveorite sweatpants. I got my period in them. P2T There simplified
v Haha, I still use a pair of pjs I got when I was 16, so you're not alone!
Oh wait. Me.
...who has favorite sweat pants?
I dont cry i just get all tingley!
I dont cry i just get all tingley!
V Same here. Sometimes when i watch it i even cry i get so disgusted and scared! And vv i was just joking around holy shit u could quit acting like ur so smart!
Really?!? i didnt know that? Jk but im just saying i hate blood and hate watching ppl get stabbed and stuuf it bothers me
They're only showing resources which demonstate the content that you are learning. Teachers are only helping you learn.
Ew i hate it when teachers show movies like that in school! Its like showing us horror movies and there should be a law against teachers showing kids horror movies at school lol!
ikr!! i hate when ppl say bllood it makes my feet tingle lol or at school we watch thhses movies with indians stabing the british or what eve.. its gross and i cant watch it lol
V Maybe chocolate koolaid.....can we shut up? Im feeling sick with all this period blood talk i mean i cant stand blood! And crayy i wasnt trying to be some mean smarty pants i was just stating that a girl would know more about that than a guy trust me im no phoenix or ashley.
Well when it dries a little it goes brownish, koolaid doesnt
Blondie why are you fighting with her about period blood!
@JC, sorry for the misunderstanding but please believe i wasnt trying to say that I knew more about that stuff than you. I was just commenting about the scent, so i apologize if I made it seem like I was trying to say I knew more than you..
Sometimes the age depends. But dont worry somebody wont hunt u down and kill u just because they know ur age i mean im not afraid to say im 18 and 19 in July.
Does it matter?
How old r u blondie?????
I live with 3 counting me. And none of us are thin or light enough to be kool aid. I'm pretty sure i know as much as you do.
Im a lady and grew up in a house with 4 other ladies. I know more about periods than u crayy. And we all have koolaidish period blood. This convo is making me sick.
Ohh tht really sucks!!! Legit p2t tho!
V it really does. Its gross. And about the koolaid. Some girls have hella thick blood. Depending on the girl though...but it could be too thick to blame on kool aid
V you wouldnt have to sniff it. Lol, Menstrual blood naturally has a strong odor. And I know this because i live in a house with 4 ladies...
Who would sniff it?
But the pants are oveously Not gunna smeell like Koolaidd!
Tell him u were drinking koolaid that night and it obviously spilled on ur pants while u were asleep.
Why did he let you borrow his FAVORITE pair? If my sisters friend spent the night and had nothing to sleep in, i'd lend her a pair i dont really care for.. That way, if shit like that happens, it's no big deal.
Oh that's awful! Maybe you can make it up to him by buying a new pair?
Dng tht sux ://
How mortifying!! Poor op:(

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