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(319): Hey my dad says lol in every texts He send me http://pretendingtotext.com/t/29513

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Im half czeck
Im a tiny bit puerto rican and scottish and maybe some other things idk lol.
Im half greek, so my family never ends lol
V Are they ALL first cousins? Cuz i have about thay many if u include my second cousins.
Aww i have 42 cousins 22 of them girls Ranging from not born yet (due soon) to 21
I have many aunts and uncles but i only have one first cousin whos a girl but shes 19 and im 14 and my sisters hate me so im usually alone at family reunions and stuff.
It would suck not having a lot of aunts and uncles. My son only has two uncles, no aunts yet.
Ohhhh okayy.
Vvv i mean on my side
Ur so lucky i wish my brothers would give a shit about me. They just hate me it seems like.
I have five brothers and a baby sister. Three of them are older than me and over protective and it annoys the shit out of me because i cant makeout with a friend without them threatening him
V Well actually you cant say that because you might marry a guy with lots of brothers or sisters and then your kids WILL have more than one aunts and uncles.
Its not that much better at least ur kids are gunna have more than one aunt/uncle
Lucky i wish i could only have one sibling.
I do have one sis and thats it but my mom is small too....
Ha so was my brother but he hit a growth spurt and is now in a pretty serious relationship with a girl and ur dad obviously got married and had 2 kids(you may have more siblings i just know bout ur sis) so yeah if people give u rude remarks about ur size just know it will get better!
Haha my dad was my height when he wa my age and e was scared ro death of talking to girls
Sorry i meant to say my bro was around ur size and yes, he had trouble getting girls.
Im 6 foot two. Im actually too skinny for my height so my doctor told me the same thing! And ashley, was around ur size at my age lol.
I short and skinny Im 4 foot nine and 67 pounds my dr actually told me to gain weight :/
How tall are you?
She has a twin sister but shes fat and has a different body shape than her.
Im tall and skinny and so is my sis. Shes older than me and a tiny bit shorter and a tiny bit chubbier so we sometimes have trouble fitting into eachothers clothes. Shes 120 and im like 108.
I fit in my moms and sisters clothes. My mum fits in my sisters clothes. Were all basically the same size but me n my sister are taller than my mum. And my sister is like an inch taller than me. And none of us are fat so yeah haha xD its like...im 137 my sister is like 152 and my mum is 143 haha...my sister has a lot of leg muscle.
V My sister and i practically share clothes!
Pissed my sister off royally haha i wore one of her shirts. And she flipped shit.
Vv What did u do????
V why? Lol
Fuuuuuckkk. I'm gonna get in sooo much troubbblleee
V thats sweet i promised all my friends too
Awww thats sweet of u! My sisters friend (also my friend) got pregnant and shes like 16 or 17 but we were both there for her:)
I dunno the story. I just know she is. Because when all that gossip goes around you never know whats actually true. And i promised all myfriends that if they do get pregnant i will be there for em. No matter what.
Ew. If i were that age and pregnant i would drop out of school especially if i was showing. Was she raped by an older guy or does she have a bf that she slept with?
At my old junior high (im in high school now) theres a seventh grader pregnant and showing.
V Wow no offense but that must be awful! I heard of an 8th grader that got pregnant in my town but i dont think she goes to my school.
Nt really my friend is pregnant Eigth grade
Im a virgin to and i plan in having a white wedding and losing it after marriage. And considering the fact that im in the EIGTH GRADE yes, i do have a while to go.
I was fifteen when I fell pregnant with Owen.
14 isnt really young. Dont take me wrong im a virgin but most of my friends are my age and have lost theirs. Im planning on losing mine after i turn 18.
V Well im still real young so i dont have to worry about all that shit.
V condoms and birth control dont always 100% work
V Yeah but im not planning on having sex for a while and if i do as a teenager i would use something called condoms or birth control.
Vvvv Sometimes it's not something you plan.
V 18. Yes and yes
V How old are you? Werent u the guy who went to jail and got 2 girls pregnant in the same year?
Vv agreed. I dropped out of school as a senior started working full time now im working on studing for my GED. but yeah its great to have extra money and i love having the money to give my kids what they want and need
V Oh well im not planning on having a kid for a long time so i dont have to worry.
I'm actually glad I've always worked because now I have to support my son as well as myself it's good to have some money saved and stored away.
V i think you should always start working early. Heaps of people here work at at least 13 years. I reckon here everyone is growing up too fast like some of my 14 year old friends have lost their virginity (girls) or smoke yeah
Vv i agree that at 14 u should have fun. But having a job is never a waste of time. Even when ur young it teaches responsibility and u learn what its like to get your own money not just ur parents money. But thats just my opinion on it
Well i do a little work actually on my daddys farm but dont get paid much for it so uts not really a job.
Vv No im only 14 and at that age u should have fun and not waste ur time with a job.
Vvv Actually you can. I worked for a lady who needed office work done until I was eleven. Then between the time i was eleven to thirteen, I worked at a golf place. Then from thirteen to fifteen I worked in a fashion shop. Then from fifteen to now, I've worked in another shop. I had time off when I had the baby though.
Vv were like only 2 months apart .:) do u have a job?
If u count street performing as a job, then i have one, but i only do it like once or twice every two weeks. Each time i get on average 10-30 $ but its fun
Im 14 too!!....and 2 months. And you cant really have a real job when your seven.
I've been working since I was seven
I just work maintenance at my summer pool and concession stand Im not old enough to lifeguard
Here we have to be at least 14 and 9 months to get a job. 5 more months to go for me !
V Then break up with him. If you dont like him you dont deserve to be miserable.
Ikr let me tell u this boy im with is rly annoying and boreing >.<
I work an after school job and during the summer i work at the pool i pay sone of the bills for my family Sonetimes i pay the groceries sometimes i pay the health bill thingy sonetimes i pay house bill Its all different
V Yeah i can feel you. My mum is kind of low on money. But i mean your only 13 and still live with ur parents or guardians or whoever is raising you and i meant like making a living for yourself on your own.
Yeh i know Ive worked my butt off for my family U know on a few posts down i said my fam doesnt have much money?? Now u know what i mean
V Yeah but thats because if you go into medicine and all your patients might not feel comfortable around u especially the kids because it could scare them because when you have tattoos it makes you look like a thug, even if ur not, and thats why they dont want people like that. And ashley i meant jobs like where ur making ur own living out of it.
Vvv. Yes i agree! It shouldnt...but it does happens unfortuantely. Businesses hiring, especially if it's like dentistry, medical, etc..will look past the person with the tattoos on his neck and sleeves even if he could be really good. They automatically think the worst. Unfortunate, but thats just the way it is.
V theres nothing wron with tatoos and i've had plenty of jobs
Well for example, if you wanted to be a high school teacher and you walked in covered in tattoos it is most likely they wont let you have it because of thr influence you would put on the kids you teach.
I agree with cass , if someone is tattooed or peirced it shpuldnt affect their chances of getting a job.
V It explains your lack of knowledge in job experience. But dont worry you will grow and you will learn. And cass if someone has piercings and tattoos it is not very presentable. How you choose your appearance is part of having good manners.
Vvv oh really ??? What does that explain ????
*vvv oopsie, it was that was meant for juicy :)
vv That would be discrimination based on appearances. Employers should be looking at your qualifications, not if you have a tongue ring or a tattoo. Besides, you can be presentable and still have body modifications, you know. It's just a matter of what you show and how much.
V Yeah the fact that youre only 13 sure explains a lot.
Cussing is so common these days most employers dont care and i am 13
V Um if your choice of words are naughty words then yes, sweetheart, it does mean something. If you cuss a lot or have a lot of piercings and tattoos then your chances of getting a good job and being respected are not as high. How old are you anyway? I want to think youre 13 but im not sure.
Just because your choice of words is different doesnt mean anything
V If you cuss around the people hiring you they wont think of you as highly. Trust me i have job experience myself.
Cussing has nothing to do with getting a job
V Okay good luck getting a good job when youre older.
Vv yeh well thats how i am
V thats young people these days for ya
V Oh wow ur sooooo tough ur so young yet just cuss on a daily basis!
Cussing doesnt mean im angry
V Well it doesnt take a lot for me to anger a person......
Vv im not angry It takes alot for me to get angry
When you grow a pair you can call me back
V You stay out of this and vv your a plain bitch!
V Well it aroused ur anger so yeah you obviously do.
Fine then Were immature And y do u think we give a fuck???
Maybe theres just some people who like to hear stories. I wouldnt mind if any of you went on and on about crap in your lives because im too mature to let that bother me.
Exactly so who wants to share ???
Not I, said the cat
And who really wants to hear everything about ur boyfriend and your jobs and everything else ypu go on and on about?
V You need to start realizing that youre not the shit around here. Just because you dont wanna hear something doesnt mean nobody else does.
V good cause we dont want to hear
All ive said is that hes 22, a teacher, and in medical school. Theres a lot more to say about him but i dont think any of you deserve to hear.
So since we've all heard enough of JC's boyfriend who else wants to share about their relationships ??
V it works the way u want it to
How does this all work i'm new here?
V Oh okay whoops to me! Guess i just didnt realize it.
Because you've said it quite a few times?
V So ur 25? And how did u know my boyfriend was 22?
v Ah ok, maybe you could apply some vaseline? I know it sounds silly but it might stop the tingling sensation!
Vohhhhhburnnn and it was like the inside of my nose... You know like the tingly feeling you get when your running and its really cold
v Three years older than your boyfriend.
V How old r u? Jw.
I care! Is it your nose or your nostrils? If it's your nostrils it could be the stirrings of a nose bleed.
I caree
V Does anyone care? No.
My nose hurts
V Thanks that sure warmed my heart. Im sure it would feel very nice to be shot in the knee cap.
Juicy is a bitch that deserves to be shot in the knee cap
V Yeah i bet a looooottttttt of people are gonna wanna join that team.....lol
Team iloveleftys!
V Some anon thinks there are team juicy and team phoenix just cause we had a little arguement but we're not anymore.
I bet its the samr anon
Omigod quit saying that shit THERE IS NO TEAM JUICY OR TEAM PHOENIX!
TEAM PHOENIX
v Sthu
TEAM JUICY
Yer i was
V You were cirky?
When i was cirky
Vv that was actually very long ago lol
Well not exactly leaving jc i just wont comment heaps like i did because im back at school and now i have a life again jks GEE thanks JC for that comment ima not gonna be a bitch anymorw
V oh dont worry nothing happened, i took a shit while i read through all the bitchy comments, people bitchin about people and thats pretty much it... Lol
Whats goin on? Its beem a while for me
V If shes really leaving why replu because shes not gonna read it? And im glad shes leaving she was never that nice to me.
NOO !!!!!!!
Leaving this app since i haedly comment ne more
Up freakin date
I love how all these comments have nothing to do with the post.
Vvvvvvv*
Vvvvvv i remember them
Blondie, my real first name is Jordan but my middle name is Julianna so i normally gp by Julie.
At one point in my cities history Jerry Springer was the mayor
I have a friend whose real, full name, is "Penns"
Vvv urmom was aj lol
@juicy. You said on this post your name is jordan...but on the post below you said julie...
So we had to go through a bullyimg assembley (however its spelled) cyber bullying and all that and its sad how many kids have killed themselves over what some random person has said to them...its horrible'
UrMomDiedOnMyDick. StopBeingAWhore. Anybody?(:
V it's a magical bird type thing. They thought it would make a good name for an individual.
Were you named after the bird?
V thank you. I've always been proud to have a unique name because I never feel like I'm supposed to be something I'm not.
Pheonix is such a unique name. In a good way. I love it :D
@Howey they weren't tripping it's a type of bird.
V I was saying about the spelling that's all. I happen to think August is a sweet name for a girl.
Vv You like odd things because you are odd! Jk you seem cool!
I think its a cute name too.
I happen to like the nam ePheniox. its odd but i like odd dthings:) i think it is a cute name
Im sorry but Phoenix is a really odd name. And u were saying that Augist and Augyst werent names and you have a name like Phoenix? Js
Phoenix? Were your parents tripping on acid?
Knife or bannana, Knife or bannana, Knife or bannana , which will you choosexD clasic tosh.O
My name is a unisex name too. People always assume it's a guy name though. It's Phoenix.
V madison was originally a guy name, emery was originally a boy name but spelled "Emory" or an alternative was Emmerson* and Jordan is a unisex name but depending on the spelling sometimes you can tell if its a guy or girl
Vv I kind of think its a girl name. But if u got used to it it would probably be a guy name. And i think emerys a girl name not a guy name! But i sort of have a guy name......my real names Jordan.
I am sick of pll just saying;) its Emma btw
And then theres my name which is Madison. Everyone assumes its a girl name but its not.. Lmao im just ranting so i'll shut up now (:
And like almost every name (some exceptions) are gender nuetral* so i hate when people say "thats a guy/girl name" cause i really dont think it matters. Like I have a friend thats a girl named Emery and teachers think its an odd girl name but I really dont see how it leans towards a male name.
Vv true (about the name). Lol a girl character on PLL is named Spencer.. Lol dont judge me.
Her name was Spencer btw i forgot to write that.
V Spencer can actually be a girl or a boy name. I had a cousin who was a girl but died in a fire at age 8 so im naming the baby after her in her memory.
vv me btw, the app logged me off haha v hm, I thought middle names went along with the child's gender too??
Oh thanks! And the middle name will be Spencer! Isnt that cute?
You're welcome. I think August is a very pretty name!
Not really any help but thanks anyway.
v I have a friend named Agustina, if it's any help.
Yes and no offense but the other ones sound kind of weird especially Augustlilly.
V agree. Vv the only name i like from your list is probably Augusta but the others just seem made up?
No i'll still name her August but.....uh thanks......
if its a girl id go with Augustania, Augustia, Augusta or Augustlily
V Sure why would it not be? And why are doctors boring? They actually have a pretty exciting life.
Is it normal i get my periods every 8-10 weeks? Ive had them for 2 years.
I think doctors r boring.
Vv I really dont know he said he might drop out of medical school but i dont know.
Vv cool i was born in August
Whats he gonna be then? A nurse? Paramedic? (I don't know if you need to go to medical school for that)
V He is studying medicine but he might not become a doctor but he also has a part time job with teaching.
jyicy us yiur bf in nedical school or a teacher???
Baby*
My babt is due in August yes! And i mostly want a girl but i would be happy either way! And thanks HotBlondie!
* is
Vvvia your baby due in August
Vv thats a beautiful name! I love how you incorperated like a different name and one that is more common! Great choice! Good luck :)
V Cute! What do you really want, boy or girl?
V Ive been going over so many but i decided on August Spencer whether its a boy or girl!
V awe:) any favorite names planned?
V Yes i am 3 months pregnant.
V you're pregnant?
Vv Ur a guy. Of course u dont want to be pregnant.
I go back to school on Monday :(
Yes, but you also have a small specimen growing inside your stomach. I'd rather be in school.
I dont have school anyway! Not trying to brag, honest.
No school:) Awwh Yeah:)
V project?
2 Hr delay! Fuck Yeah! Thats enough time to finish my project.
Awesome sauce
Vv ya?
were we supposed to because i didn't
Has anybody else noticed ashley and juicy totally going at it??
Oh Tannenbaum!
Cinderella Story.. i think so:)
Lol Yeah i meant n not u.
No starts with an n.
Hbu- how about no?
Lsu-lets shut up. Or louisiana state university, my americans cousins' favoriye football team.
Love over lies
Little old lady
Low on life
Lack of life
Licking of life
All i have to say iss... I don't Care?:)
Laugh out loud or lots of love
What does he think lol mean?
Cool beans -_-
Lol so duz mine xD

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