Pretending To Text

(306): Today in Bio. my super cute teacher kept on winking at me and talking to me, and when I'm in his class and when he does a homework check he would always come to my table last and give me a rub on my back and check my homework from behind me .. P2T ??? Everybody saw an thinks he likes me but teacher married ! /: rumors spreading fml http://pretendingtotext.com/t/29591

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Hey guys so im grounded and before i go im just sayin bye bye and i wont be on kik either for like 2 weeks!
Vv no not really -_-
My name is evalyne14!
V She kinda looks like sam from icarly a little bit
Yeah lol shes my cousin
The girl kinda looks like aj?
Vv i got a haircut, it's not as much now.....
V the girl next to him is fineeee
@aj not to sound like a creep or anything but you are like amazingly cute. @thepinkcow you have a lot of hair lmao
I added some of you guys on kik. Mine's phoenix.ashh. What's your's evalyne?
Vv who's the girl?
Vvv I was sitting down, i'm bigger.......
I know i missed the whe kik thing but my name is AJayyy23 if anyone wants to look me up (:
*cute
Yeah pinkcow i saw ur pic ur sooooo like cite like a little boy ur so tiny and cute lol.
V thank you!
Lol ThePinkCow ur cute haha xD
Vv yah she is
Vv ikr!
xDeanne ur pretty haha js
Microwaves are very Lovable
OI my kik name is xDeanne
Kk ThePinkCow i added you btw lovein the pikk
thts my fav part of the songg
kk No its a country song... tryin to ignore the hurt so i turn on the radio stupid song made me think of u.. i listen to it for a minut but then i changed it.. i get a little bit strownger.. jst a little bit sronger
V isn't stronger a rap song? And add me if u want to
Lol u want me too add u ????nd Evalyne my two fav songs in country ... are you gonna kiss me or nt... nd .... Stronger
Vv i think mine is thepinkcow again lol
Dont u know that i love u!!!!
CrazzyGurll
V ya kinda haha whats ur kik?
Lol so technacally when ThePinkCow said young ppl are taken over he was refuring to himself..?
Lol ppl say i look around 14 haha :) hay u guys need to get kik we could group chat pleasee :)
Yah yah, but i look 14/15
Im 14 and i think pink cow is 13.
how old r u ThePinkCow nd evalyne?
Young ppl r takin ovah!
So many people are like 13 or 14!
im 13
*except *13
Same excet im 14
Im 14 but act like a 10 year old sometimes.
Vvvv i knew that i was being sarcastic lol
She didn't seem to know very much about pregnancy for someone who claimed to be.
I think she even lied about being 18. She acted 11/12
I think juicy lied about being pregnant cuz she seems way too immature to be a mom. I lied about being 6' 2" im really 6' 1".
Vv cuz people may think im lying. People lie on here alot i lied about living in czech. Js bte shitting youse means lieing to youse
Vv Cool wish i could get on youtube!
V why would u want to shit us?
Im not shitting youse i will even post a vid of me Doing it
I do contortion which is like a mix of gymnastics and extreme flexibility. I can do my oversplits at a 90 degree angle and stretching to go Further :)
I only did gymnastics once in 4th grade and then i did it again this year when i tried out for cheer. We try out like right at the beginning of the year.
Im all little and im gunna start doing gymnastics again soon cause I quit for a little while I miss it too much
Im little but like really tall but im still a great cheerleader!
V haha and vv um well the ones i wear are like little kid ones with older kid designs cause im so little
My dad doesnt give a fuck what i wear. But most of my bikinis are hand me downs from my slutty sisters. Haha i just thought of something- Mr krabs lives in bikini bottom;) think about it.
Thats like basically what a bikkini is?? Thats okay cause my dad calls my sister a slut for wearing make up xD only because she doesnt need it..
Im only allowed to wear bikinis if my da approves of it It cant be the little ones that are held together by one little string
V a slut in a bikkini, i can understand him on that but why a tramp?
Noones on when i am :( so my dad was calling me a tramp and a dirty slut because i was wearing a bikini when he picked me up from the river. Wtf i always wear bikinis!
I have bulimia. Well it comes and goes. Right now i dont have it. Just saying
V i'll save you! Dun dun dun duhh
Help
RealityCheck is right. And no matter how bad ur family gets, if they wanted to keep you in the family and let u have a home and raise u, then you should know they still love u or else they would kill u or set u up for adoption or drop u in the middle of nowhere. And youll always have friends with u:)
*:(
Yay!! Goog advice!!! I couldnt think of any :)
I havent since last may.
Oh Blondie... My friend cut herself but with all the support she got she doesn't anymore. But there are people that love you so just keep your head up.
Opps i deleted the app so it signed me out
Yes
Oh sorry did u try writing ina journal ??
I didnt.
I dont fit in with my family AT ALL. I have 8 brothers and sisters. Two sets of triplets a set of twins and me. The first set of triplets are my half siblings but we all live together and i dont really get along with any of them. Having siblings can really suck sometimes.....
How did u resist the urge before ??
My family is making it so fucking hard to not want to cut. I'm not but fuck.
Vv Haha ur sooooo funny! Why did we used to fight all the time?????
Opps...
V i put haha in every text i send so dont feel bad haha xD
Vvvv I highly doubt it. Then again, because of my stupidness some people dont believe im even in the 8th grade lol! I always say lol when i write a sentence why do i do that?
Thats really weird
I dont usually complain about updates but there should have been an update by now!
Vv OMFG I bet i live near you i got a pamphlet for the exact same thing !!! Holy moley
V are you suuuure you go to college?
I go to a college and the government are expiriwncing this thing about younger people going to college and i got an ipad and 200$ a week for it suck it in
Hey
@evalyne lol i was watching how to rock earlier.. And the girl cymphonique miller who plays Kaycee Something sang that for the school talent show
V. Ha! Yeah they weren't kidding with the intensity of the work, the expectations, and the amount of it, but time management is key and if i even have time to come on this app and maintain solid grades, extra curriculars, and a social life, i guess i'm doing something right! haha im mainly in ib though because i really want to make sure i get into the school i've always wanted to get in.
@21 my school has the ib program too... Its insaner
Oh thats cool haha!
No thats why its blondie haha
Is that why ur name is blondie? Or are u just a fan of the 80s singer?
Mine goes half way down my back. I'm 5'6 haha its a pretty sand color too :)
I used to have short hair but until my friend came up to me and said "wow ur hair has gotten so long" i had never noticed how long it was getting lol!
I have like really long hair. And i hate it when people come up to me and are like "gee you have long hair" like really. Ya know i never noticed.
Well actually it was for 4 down but 5 down now
Vvv I know ive heard a song with those lyrics! Wht is it called i cant think of it!
Vv So tru!!!!
Hahahaa:P
V no actualy all i need to do is sign out and then im an anon like you, but of course u cant be me :P
Only you can be you! Only i can be me
But theres always room to try.
I was talking to p2tboy btw.
Yeah but ur right. I am pretty lazy. But thats just me. Im not so smart and responsible. I know its possible to be both but im just who i am.
*Five down
Vvvv. Well use your friends as motivation to fit in some time to study! Because if you dont study at all, your grades will drop, you'll fail, and while all your friends are going to the next grade you'll be stuck in the one you are now. I'm in the ib program at my school, participate and lead many sports and clubs, volunteer, and still have a great social life. You can have it all; you just need to adjust and manage your time(:
Too much time being social? I hate using the word popular. But i bet im just as popular at school n still get my work done. Im not sayin ur bad or anything im just saying its possible to do both. Unless u just screw it and be lazy. (this isnt intended for meanness, just sayin whats on my mind about the topic)
I can get pretty lazy at times lol
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.
I Hardly have time to studybecause of my karate and circus arts academy. I still study though on the days i dont have classes or days im going out with friends
Yeah but the thing is i spend all my time being social and dont have time to study. Even my family, friends, AND teachers say it to me all the time!
V same
V i guess u could say im a "social butterfly" go to a alot if parties lots of friends n all that stuff. But u dont have to choose between that n a "study girl" i still get all A's AP honors classes etc
Yeah its sooooo freaky because im stalking u right now! Jk
Evalyne ur like always on exactly when im on? Thats like freaky:P
Vv Well we couldnt get scholorships at my old school and vvv yes i do! I used to have 2 but one died:(
*vvv
Vv my family gets it for free cause im on scholorship
Do you?
@evalyne No i dont have a pet turtle :(
V Omg we used to have DEAR time in elementary school! I used to go to a private catholic school but my family didnt have enough money so i had to go to the public junior high.
Im in 8th grade and i do my homework in the morning before school starts I go to a catholic shool and we have DEAR (drop everything and read) time in the morning and i do my homework then
Im in middle school but im not smart and mess around a lot! Im more of a social butterfly than a study girl. But ill probably get more serious about it in high school.
The main thing you have to know is that if you mess around in high school, college will be really hard because you aren't used to the way the classes work, you aren't used to the way the courses work, and you don't have the right study skills you need to pass a class.
Actually, it depends! The high school environment wasn't really my cup of tea, so I tried my hardest to graduate early. I took a bunch of advanced placement classes and did afterschool things that got me into a good school. Because the AP classes got me ready for college courses, it's a piece of cake here!
Vvv i hear what ur sayin. But u cant just say that our school work is nothin. Sure its harder where ur at. But like evalyne says when ur older u see our work as too easy, and at 16yrs old. Its not that easy. My liife consists of school, baseball/football practice homework til late then bed
Vv True but school is hard for us now. It may seem easy for u because ur older and i know it wilk get harder but right now we just find it hard.
truee to the one below me
Actually school doesnt get hard till you go to university. So all you high schoolers need to savor all that free time youve got. I am in the 3rd year of my bachelors degree in biology. And its only going to get worse. Lol
V ME TOO!!!!!!!
I LOVE TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!
Vv Tuurtles are my fave animals!!!! Do you have a pet turtle?
I like llamas
I like turtles!
Shouldn't there have been an update now?
Bssh bwow wub wub i know all the lyrics
Australia -queensland (the sunshine state) lol
Ooooh. Awesome.
V Yeah thats how it is at my school. I think its like that in most schools. I just turned 14 in December.
Hmm...everybody in california is 14 turning 15 is in 9th grade.
V Where are you from? Im from mississippi in the u.s. are you from another country?
V hm idk everyone else here in 10th grade is 14 (turning 15)
V But i thought you were only 14! Did you like skip a grade or something?
V well yea ur going up one grade its gonna be harder. Im in yr 10
8th grade sucks sooo much lol. But it seems like whatever grade ur in people just say "just wait till school next year! Its way harder!@
I have the glasses but they make me look retrded
Vv i think she's the one with the glasses?
School, it only gets more annoying as you get older -_-
V haha thanks sis. N deanne in ur video where the chick has the mustache. Is that u or r u the other one?
Hahah fail. Fail. Fail. Buh bye juicy. @p2tboyy your seriously like one of my favorite people on here haha
Hey cass! Yes its been a while. But i thinl we can get along this time.
@vibes omgoat you fucked up :L well nothing but lazer can stimulate hair growth amd in the meanwhile try cover it up using eyebrow pencil or cut your fringe to cover ir
Bye juicy
If anyone wants to see me my youtube channel is xdeanne, < that is for all the people who wanna know what i look like :3
Byebye juicy, but i hope you do come on like once a week or something:) even if u did start arguments you were a part of the p2t family. Ciao for now .!
Omg does anyone know how to make eyebrow hair grow back?! Like from the arch on, or the "tail"??? I was shaping my brows and wasnt paying attention and shaved the whole half off! :X fuck someone said Almond Oil but idk how that would work.
And btw thanks to all ppl that said they enjoyed or liked me i appreciate it.
Later juice. sorry u dont like me, kind of (not really) but anyways buhbye
*you
v Heya evalyn, good to see yoy again :) The thing is, in an earlier post, she announced she would leave. When I was the only one who bid her farewell, she got angry because she thought no one cared about her. She then stated she had only said she would leave in order to see whether or not we would ask her to stay. That's why RealityCheck said she'd still be reading.
V I meant like in her fairwell post. She didnt say anything mean in it. And if shes gonna read them for another week then shes lying about the whole leaving thing.
V she said they were mean and told Cass to get a brain.... And im responding because shes OBVIOUSLY ginna still read the comments for another week
V She never said the other people were mean and stupid. Besides shes obviously gone so shes not gonna read ur comments like y bother.
V yeah either 1. Dissapeared like normal people whonjust leave or 2. Dont lwave saying everyone else is mean and stupid except for the people that like ms. It was VERY immature
@juicy, No offense, but, why would you go out and announce "these are the only people i like" i really do think that's very immature of you. I'm sorry, but i had to say something. And i know i'm one of those people you couldn't care less about and thats okay! But i'm not gonna be an ass and say i'm glad you're leaving but I really do hope when/if you come back, you get your shit straight and are less disrespectful and rude to everyone.
Vvvv and u yelled at zoe for announcing her leavings? Wow. But adios. I hope
Vvv. Bye Juicy!(: you have a good...break or whatever you're calling it haha
Vv bye!!! I didnt even know you but bye!!!!!
V Okay bye! Adios! Shalom! Ciao! Bon voyage! Au voir! Later gator!
Hey everybody! Sorry for all the feelings ive hurt, argues ive started, and anger ive caused. Its just the way some of u treat me just makes me kind of angry. Well anyways im leaving the app for now. I just feel like im wasting too much time on it. Well the people i really want to say goodbye to are kit37ty, LoveRian, phoenix.ashh, :)21, xDeanne, and there may be some others on here that were nice to me but those are the ones off the top of my head. Well goodbye for now!
Or do you prefer Miss 80s????? Hahahahaha remember tht? But that was back in my foolish days.
Hi blondie:)
Vv agreeed.
Vv Uhhhh do whatever you want say whatever you want. Who the fuck cares?
Vvvv agreed. Like Its a website. Who the fuck cares if your liked or not? Thats childish...
Hey everyone im new can anyone explain mainly what we do on here???
V We so never got along but i think ur cool anyway.
And i agree with emma. Oh just not about me .
Haha i really dgaf either way. Like me or not. Its not really gonna do anything... :justsayin: no offense n all.
Hey guys. Yes ive been quiet for a while but i think im gonna come back. I know i was known for being a bitch back then and im sorry to hurt anyones feelings. I've changed, honest.
Vvv I have one already thank you very much. And vv I think :)21 is nice but shes the only one of those people i like. And ur obviously saying that blondies not cool anymore.
v Pretty much this
Vv actually they are the nicest people. :)21: ive never really seen a bitchy comment from Her. AJ: he's nice! And all his comments make sense. P2TBOY: he's nice. Hes never arguing. ZOE: she was mad nice before she snapped. BLONDIE: she was really cool before you came on.
V Wow. Get a life.
And Cass for real? You think theyre the nicest people on here? Wow get a brain.
@p2tboyy nahh it was for that other person who called u guys mean.
Theres really nothing wrong with being pregnant i mean i like it just fine. And periods dont bother me all that much. Besides it would be weird for guys to get pregnant and have periods they dont even have vaginas.
V I loved being pregnant. It was amazing. Periods, however, I'd happily live without.
I wish guys had periods and got pregnant instead of girls.
@ reality check did u mea that to me? Cuz if u did i didnt mean it that way, just worded it wrong i guess. N aj ik same here!
@juicy.. How am i mean? @emma (: i dont really get on anymore... Lol i remember i used to use this everyday now its only like probably 3x a month!
vvvv I think emma listed some of the nicest people on here actually haha :)
Vvv welp. thats a little bitchy. oh by the way juicy all ur friends are stupid... Cuz thats what u said to emma.
V Oh okay sorry i just didnt no there was no fap february! I did no shave november though.......well about 15 days of it!
V fap=jacking ofg. Get it now??
What is no fap february? And emma why want those people? Theyre mean. Besides zoes gone forever and never coming back.
Vvvvv i do
Howey I am so proud
AJ:) see i want Blonndie, Aj, Zoe and stuuff:) you p2tboy 21:) but shes on a lot any way
Your teacher is a pedo!
I lasted 16 hours in no fap Feburary..
V Actually ive been on here for like almost a year but never really commented and i also had a username before this one. Anybody remember rere828? That was me.
V no not really
Im sort of one of the older people. I mean ive been on here for a while.
Vvv i am everywhere!
V im here! But yeah i agrre many left
Why arent any of the older ppl on
Hes everything
Im red inside and out cuz you know we have red blood inside us lol. And v I thought u were a fish? Or are you a pink cow?
Vv really!? What a coincedence so am i!
Vv went back Monday :(
Im a llama! Neigh pbpbpb
Start school again tommorrow :(
Imma fish! Moooo!
Who wants a back rub !
Omg ms beiber ur like famous here lol jks but ive heard of you
I'm blonde. :)
Vvvvvvvvvv greyson is my favorite boy name (: js
I'm blonde. Inside and out.
Ha it seems there are red heads all over!
Im a red headdd!
V Cool me too!
V For real? Lol its okay we all have our little blonde moments im a red head but still have them!
Oh ur not with ur friend... God im an idiot. Or blonde
V then how did u wrire that y?
V my friends Y key fell off :P
On my friends compiter only the Y key is brokenn
vv idk im pretty sure its just temporary but my son spilled orange juice on my computer keyboard and i didnt know until after all the keys got sticky so now my caps button and other keys dont press :( lmao
Heyyyy anybody miss me??????
How would just that key be broken but none of the others?
Maybe it was broken
V Lol that wasnt even dirty idk why i did it.
V Why wouldnt your caps lock key work? ;)
Vvvv and thats where commas come in place again. Lol say your caps lock key didnt work. "he helped his uncle jack, off the horse" and "he helped his uncle jack off the horse"
V NO DUH!!!!!
Vv ohhhhhh i get i now, it can be jacking off a horse or an uncle called jack, capitals do make it important then.....
Who sexualy pleasures a horse?
Vv agreed. Andets not forget capitilization! "He helped his Uncle Jack off the horse." "He helped his Uncle jack off the horse."
V i agree :(
V ewwwww old people vaginas :(
OMG " lets eat grandma (; " think dirty?
Id soo rather "lets eat grandma"
V unless ur talkin to ur teacher To me the comma is no big deal. Unless u need it to make ur sentence make sense but to me their pointless if ur just putting them in for fun
The wink is almost as important as the comma. "Let's eat Grandma!" Or "Let's eat, Grandma!
V Dont start talking like that or everybody will just start fighting again!
...guys... WE'RE ALL AGREEING AND HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! :D its a miracle. >.<
V haha its weird n true!
"Lets study together" or Lets study together ;)"
Lol
V omg it actualy makes a difference!
V yeah theres "Hey" or "Hey (;" And "Wanna Hang Out?" or "Wanna Hang Out? (;"
Wow putting the winky face really does make everything you write look sexy;)
V Thank you;)
Haha, alright Juicy, I'll take your word for it, then.
Haha this is sort of like in pretty little liars!!!!!
V Oh ok well i dont remember it sorry if i dont keep track of everything i post.
Vvvvv you said it yourself a while back lol
V I am too, and ove never heard of the name jye. Whats doing?
So im jye and 14
O hai
Can we just take a minute to discuss this post...wtf. It's truly disturbing.
Vvv No trust me i really do like you. Why think i hate you?
Im sorry to Cass
V. Cass you actually are pretty funny! Its not the typical sense of humor; it's different which makes it even more intriguing and laughable!
v I'm pretty sure you hate me actually vv ah, sorry! My tone was a bit mean, I apologize! You just seemed a bit accusatory haha. I avoid making jokes because people take it the wrong way. Sorry if I seem a bit humorless :)
Vv I think cass is very funny and very cool.
in
1 how did it seem like i was mad #2 its because you seem like you have no humor i you
ps how would that turn anyone on if anything i would just laugh because its a joke
wow ok it was a joke jfc why is everyone so serious sometimes like really i know my sense of humor is pretty shitty but come on are you honestly mad
No if girls said vag power itd be the most retarded thing i ever heard.. Does that turn you on if a girl went around saying vag power?
Vvv oops sorry
Vvv I wouldnt say that!
V why the sad face? Lol
Vv uh... Im a girl... ):
girls should totally say vag power
Vv r u a guy?
V Yeah its true.
Vv no shit sherlock.
Laugh out loud*
Laugh out louf
LOL
Vvv Dick power? Why dick power and not boy power? I mean its not like girls say vag power.
Vv lol no offense but no wonder people think ur a bit gay haha
ps i have the flu and i feel dead
dick power is that a thing like can i do that like girl power but with dicks no? no ok
Oh bugger, I sure missed a lot of people then.
V and Crayy
Actually theres Cass, AJ, ThePinkCow, GettinSomeHead, Howey, champjb, p2tboyy, panther boy, and the new guy who's name I forget. Anyone I forgot I'm sorry those are just the main ones I can think of.
V Seven?
How many guys on the app does that make now? Five?
trust me you will.
have you ever seen Tosh.O thats what its on. or look up Knife io Bannana;)
? Well im a guy so dobt b expecting me to bitch fight lol
Bananan
knife or bannana;)
B) << sunnies
Yeah were all freeks!
HOLY SHIT IM A LEFTY!!
Basically you comment, thers like bitch fights for no reason and pervs and then just the just randoms like iloveleftys
FightxD
I mean what do u do?
Yesh What is this app
Hi :) new?
Hy people
V OI yes it does. I Find myself very exciting lol
V Just because ur one doesnt make it any less lame.....
V oh trust me cake baking leprachauns are NOT lame. i am one
V Because not everybody is quite that lame.
Why cant we all just be friends and bake cakes and find pots of gold next to rainbows?
V Thanks ur very sweet
*bitch
Vvvur a perv and ur gross and vv ur a bith
Vv um u are sick, normal ppl dont talk like tht
V Well good for him.
He wants to fuck your pussy with his massive hard on. Then hes going to drink your cum as you aquirt
V No he or she is just trying to be cool.
Vvvv are you trying to make us fight or what?
*@realitycheck and pink cow
Vvvv. She was about 14-15, and the teacher was in his 30's with a wife and kids, which is the saddest part to me:(
V Yeah you were wrong.
Sorry i didnt think it would make you guys mad i just thoight it would be cool sorry
Weird
If its Bio then that means shes probably 15-18 years old and if she said that the teacher is cute then probs middle aged teacher ?? :)
Vvv how old was SHE? and him 2...?
Theres no team juicy or team phoenix i mean where the hell did that come from?????
V wow, how old was he?
Vv. Basically it all started out like this post! she would come in before class started and you would see them hugging and all close and personal and then the next thing you know he gets arrested for having an affair with her haha but we all saw it coming honestly..
Vvv what the hell?
21 what happend? N yeah dont say ur leavin to get attention then stay.
OR BOTH
WHICH SIDE ARE YOU GUYS ON TEAM JUICY OR TEAM PHEONIX WOOOT WOOT TEAM JUICY
Something just like this happened at my school last year except it was a whole lot worse.
A lot of people seem to miss zoe.
Zoe left she never came back... Js
V he never said he cared. Vv i agree. Why say you're leaving if you know theres a chance you might not? Might as well just not say shit cause no one cares who leaves really.
v calm down who really cares
V "leaving this app since i hardly comment anymore"
Also its not attention seeking if i know for deffs noones gonna attent to me
Vv welll actually my dad took the internet off my phone but he doesnt know i know the internet password and i was actually going to try and obey him but i failed. The school thing was also true
V ikr! And this is p2t not fml
V i thought you were leaving the app? Fucking attention seeker
Im bored and its a friday night and i didnt make plans !!! Wah:(
IS ANYONE ON
Ok so i know this is unrelated and everything, but i was writing notes to the guy i like in class and then he writes 'you got me beat' and i asked what and he wrote nevermind . Wth does youve got me beat mean??
Vv ikr!
I don't know if maybe OP might be reading into things a little bit...
Is it just me or are there a lot of pedo stories lately?

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